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954Stealth · 01-12-2015, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I'd rather be the 63 year old lady... I can't fathom a day without getting off.

DEATH BY OOGABOOGA!
That was a trick question... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/260614/

Would you rather (what's with me and rather questions lately?)...
Be disemboweled and served alive like ikizukuri sushi to Miley Cyrus, or run through a pride of hungry lions wearing Lady Gaga's meat ensemble?

Those both sound like fun I think I would want to do both. Can I pick both?

Be trapped in the Cannibal Holocaust or trapped and paralyzed in Issei Sagawa's house?

UncleWede · 01-12-2015, 06:21 PM

Since I know no better, in the house

Bacon, or life?

pimp4cheddar · 01-12-2015, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Since I know no better, in the house

Bacon, or life?

Turkey Bacon = Life...so yes to Turkey Bacon. Pork Bacon is so 2003.

Be massively overweight but a stud muffin...or super fit but with a face that's repulsive to women?

NEFARIOUS · 01-12-2015, 07:51 PM

I'll just find a blind woman

After briefly experiencing life as below 200lbs and having to bounce back due to stress... Being overweight is so tiring; everything takes a ridiculous amount of strength to do when I bounced back to 245 lbs.

Enough with rather questions that I randomly get from Googling... Here's one off the top of my head.

What's your take on lesbians?

Billup · 01-13-2015, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

thats a tough one, but i'll take 63 year old lady.

Where do you come up with this shit?? (billup)

Honestly...., I have not the foggiest idea. I've always been an eclectic thinker per se...., maybe its an effect of my poor decisions earlier in life..., too many variables.

Who'd win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Superman....

nusevad · 01-13-2015, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Honestly...., I have not the foggiest idea. I've always been an eclectic thinker per se...., maybe its an effect of my poor decisions earlier in life..., too many variables.

Who'd win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Superman....

Without a doubt it would be Chuck Norris, his bones are made of Krytonite

Whats #1 on your bucket list?

UncleWede · 01-13-2015, 10:11 AM

Machu Picchu under a full moon

Why do all those fungus/mushrooms wait until the poor tree is just a stump to attack?

Billup · 01-13-2015, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Machu Picchu under a full moon

Why do all those fungus/mushrooms wait until the poor tree is just a stump to attack?

The decaying tree provides smaller amounts of water which promotes mycellium growth. However, there are plenty of shrooms that grow better under wet conditions, just depends on what spore. I used to grow my own.

Ever taken magic mushrooms?

UncleWede · 01-13-2015, 10:33 AM

I'll take the 5th about my time at UCSB and Halloween and "shroom patrol" and laying in bed with musical notes flying at me when I closed my eyes.

Are you law enforcement/FBI?

Billup · 01-13-2015, 10:47 AM

I could never be a LEO, I'd shoot too many stupid people. Plus I enjoy being irresponsible too much.

....are you FBI? By law you HAVE to tell me.

Whostheboss · 01-13-2015, 11:10 AM

Who shot the Sheriff?

Nkc · 01-13-2015, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Who shot the Sheriff?

I did, but I did not shoot the deputy.

Would you rather be an extremely athletic Asian or an academically/intellectually gifted Black dude?

grimlock · 01-13-2015, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

I did, but I did not shoot the deputy.

Would you rather be an extremely athletic Asian or an academically/intellectually gifted Black dude?

be Nkc or Whoistheboss?

Jeremy Lin or Barrack Obama?

Whostheboss · 01-13-2015, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

be Nkc or Whoistheboss?

Jeremy Lin or Barrack Obama?

I'll go with Jeremy Lin.
I can't imagine my life as a high profiled individual. I want to be able to goto the local store without worrying about some gun yielding nut ready to shoot at me.

Hot sexy wife with bad ass, slow and crazy kids OR ugly fat wife with beautiful smart, intelligent and athletic kids?

Whostheboss · 01-13-2015, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Machu Picchu under a full moon

Why do all those fungus/mushrooms wait until the poor tree is just a stump to attack?

I just read the "Soul searching thread"..
I was wondering what Machu Picchu had to do with this thread.

954Stealth · 01-13-2015, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

I'll go with Jeremy Lin.
I can't imagine my life as a high profiled individual. I want to be able to goto the local store without worrying about some gun yielding nut ready to shoot at me.

Hot sexy wife with bad ass, slow and crazy kids OR ugly fat wife with beautiful smart, intelligent and athletic kids?

being a high profile individual isnt as fun as it seems. I get annoyed with it quite often actually.

A) Hot Wife. I can then make some smarter kids who can play football or field hockey. I think they can change genes for that now.

Q) Serve in Heaven or rule in hell?

Whostheboss · 01-13-2015, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

being a high profile individual isnt as fun as it seems. I get annoyed with it quite often actually.

A) Hot Wife. I can then make some smarter kids who can play football or field hockey. I think they can change genes for that now.

Q) Serve in Heaven or rule in hell?

Serve. Imagine the torture you'll go through when a bigger badder devil is ready to take over your reign.

Fall into a pit of shit or fall into a pit of dead decaying human bodies?

Billup · 01-13-2015, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Serve. Imagine the torture you'll go through when a bigger badder devil is ready to take over your reign.

Fall into a pit of shit or fall into a pit of dead decaying human bodies?

Well shit can be of many varieties, and since you didn't claim anything, I'll suspect its a pit of nice solid turds. I pick that one.

Die by falling from an airplane or die from drowning?

UncleWede · 01-13-2015, 02:06 PM

Since you didn't specify, I'm going to choose to die by falling from an airplane parked over a pit of flaming shit. I already "fell" out of a perfectly good airplane and screamed all the way back down to earth from 12,000.

IF I don't answer Billup, is that entrapment?

Joekerr · 01-13-2015, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Since you didn't specify, I'm going to choose to die by falling from an airplane parked over a pit of flaming shit. I already "fell" out of a perfectly good airplane and screamed all the way back down to earth from 12,000.

IF I don't answer Billup, is that entrapment?

No, it is not entrapment because you're a moron who doesn't understand the meaning of the word and therefore couldn't possibly hope to effect this unless it were through complete chance.

What can I use to block the pipes running into the hole for my sump pump temporarily so I can change the pump without having water flowing in? Plastic bags and elastic maybe strong enough?

Billup · 01-13-2015, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, it is not entrapment because you're a moron who doesn't understand the meaning of the word and therefore couldn't possibly hope to effect this unless it were through complete chance.

What can I use to block the pipes running into the hole for my sump pump temporarily so I can change the pump without having water flowing in? Plastic bags and elastic maybe strong enough?

I've made a flat disc from plumbers putty, put in bottom of a plastic bag, then rubber band around the bag. Seals it pretty well.

What am I going to do with all these mushrooms?

UncleWede · 01-13-2015, 05:06 PM

Make bacon and mushroom burgers and distribute to the hungry.

Is 1200cc engine enough for a first-time driver in a '77 Super Beatle, or should I get the long-block 1600?

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