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Uber V8 · 08-14-2013, 11:20 AM

I normally eat my cereal with Vanilla Almond milk. When I poured my cereal this morning and got the new milk out it was UNSWEETENED Almond Milk. It was plain as shit. FML

I was also 10 mins late to work because of the wrong milk. FML 2x

UncleWede · 08-14-2013, 03:52 PM

Litos brings the laughs all the time. If he were to get banned, FML!!!

Billup · 08-15-2013, 09:21 AM

Pissed my girlfriend off the day before she flies out here. Looks like I'll be playing tug-of-war with myself this weekend. FML.

Uber V8 · 08-15-2013, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Pissed my girlfriend off the day before she flies out here. Looks like I'll be playing tug-of-war with myself this weekend. FML.

for some reason i read that as "pissed on my girlfriend"

(would've led to the same weekend tho)

I decided I must go to bed no later than 11pm last night...I went to bed at 2am. FML

Billup · 08-15-2013, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

for some reason i read that as "pissed on my girlfriend"

(would've led to the same weekend tho)

I decided I must go to bed no later than 11pm last night...I went to bed at 2am. FML

Bahaha. The way things are going, I might accidentally piss on her this weekend.

OlivaresAnthony · 08-15-2013, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Bahaha. The way things are going, I might accidentally piss on her this weekend.

R Kelly?

Billup · 08-15-2013, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OlivaresAnthony

R Kelly?

Yeah, he got the idea from me about 6 months prior to getting caught.

sanf · 08-15-2013, 03:36 PM

I have two kids under the age of 3. so yea, i have lots of FML moments....

Litos · 08-15-2013, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sanf

I have two kids under the age of 3. so yea, i have lots of FML moments....

i was there not too long ago.

it doesn't get easier when they're 6 and 4.

the FML's keep piling up.....

dtwyim · 08-15-2013, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

i was there not too long ago.

it doesn't get easier when they're 6 and 4.the FML's keep piling up.....

+1.

Just different problems, and the potential for any accidental injuries to get more severe.

Billup · 08-16-2013, 07:13 AM

Got to work around 6:30, went to the market in the front of the building for a coffee to find no cups. I walk back to my office and grab a cup, come back, and realize there's no sugar. I ended up using Equal. Had to dump my coffee out. FML.

Litos · 08-16-2013, 10:24 AM

working on Friday for the first time in 4 months.

kind of a FML, but with 13 hours of overtime this week, it's more like an anti-FML....

who doesn't want $1100+ more on their paycheck every 2 weeks...

sanf · 08-16-2013, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litos

i was there not too long ago.

it doesn't get easier when they're 6 and 4.

the FML's keep piling up.....

this quote alone is another FML +1 .. hahaha

Nkc · 08-18-2013, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litos

i was there not too long ago.

it doesn't get easier when they're 6 and 4.

the FML's keep piling up.....

Having my first son in less than a month. FML.

se15679875 · 08-18-2013, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Having my first son in less than a month. FML.

Congratulations

Nkc · 08-18-2013, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by se15679875

Congratulations

Why does it look like we're the same person? You my long lost twin or something? I'm guessing I'm the evil one.

Amini77 · 08-18-2013, 04:28 AM

Went for a canyon run, right when I turned onto the road there was a huge ass rock in the middle of the road I ran over. Car was vibrating like maaaddd. Took it to the shop at 11pm and put it on the lift. Turns out the oil pan cover bent up about an inch and was hitting the trans. Took the cover off, popped it back out with a hammer and was good to go. Anyways FML I had to go through that...

grimlock · 08-18-2013, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkc

Why does it look like we're the same person? You my long lost twin or something? I'm guessing I'm the evil one.

Thats freaky man

Litos · 08-18-2013, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Having my first son in less than a month. FML.

life altering experience.

congrats dude....

fatherhood is the best...

pt · 08-18-2013, 03:01 PM

Two years ago, I ripped up my lawn and planted sod. It took quite well that fall. Last summer though, I ended up with dozens of spots where dollar spot fungus set in, requiring local repairs (the fungus kills grass, you have no choice but to dig it up and plant seeds).

This year, after I was away for a couple days with my wife, we came home to find 3/4's of it dead. Next morning, I verified that the cause was fungus again. So I now have to kill whatever is left, rent a tiller, dig it up and add topsoil and seeds. Somehow, the grass on highway medians can withstand the sun. My lawn, not so much. I absolutely despise doing a job twice. FML.

BTW, congrats on the baby, Nkc.

se15679875 · 08-20-2013, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkc

Why does it look like we're the same person? You my long lost twin or something? I'm guessing I'm the evil one.

Billup · 08-21-2013, 08:55 AM

Had a great weekend with my woman. The day she gets back she starts boo-hooing about the distance. Never ending nagging. FML.

08-14-2013, 11:20 AM	#155
Uber V8 Volcano Knuckles 416 Rep 491 Posts Drives: 2017 Camaro SS 1LE Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	I normally eat my cereal with Vanilla Almond milk. When I poured my cereal this morning and got the new milk out it was UNSWEETENED Almond Milk. It was plain as shit. FML I was also 10 mins late to work because of the wrong milk. FML 2x
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08-14-2013, 03:52 PM	#156
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18454 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Litos brings the laughs all the time. If he were to get banned, FML!!!
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08-15-2013, 09:21 AM	#157
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Pissed my girlfriend off the day before she flies out here. Looks like I'll be playing tug-of-war with myself this weekend. FML.
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08-15-2013, 03:36 PM	#162
sanf Second Lieutenant 21 Rep 261 Posts Drives: F10 535XI Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: East Coast iTrader: (1)	I have two kids under the age of 3. so yea, i have lots of FML moments....
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08-16-2013, 07:13 AM	#165
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Got to work around 6:30, went to the market in the front of the building for a coffee to find no cups. I walk back to my office and grab a cup, come back, and realize there's no sugar. I ended up using Equal. Had to dump my coffee out. FML.
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08-16-2013, 10:24 AM	#166
Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	working on Friday for the first time in 4 months. kind of a FML, but with 13 hours of overtime this week, it's more like an anti-FML.... who doesn't want $1100+ more on their paycheck every 2 weeks...
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08-18-2013, 04:28 AM	#171
Amini77 Brigadier General 194 Rep 4,732 Posts Drives: Alpine White '13 550i Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Tarzana, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2013 BMW 550i [0.00]	Went for a canyon run, right when I turned onto the road there was a huge ass rock in the middle of the road I ran over. Car was vibrating like maaaddd. Took it to the shop at 11pm and put it on the lift. Turns out the oil pan cover bent up about an inch and was hitting the trans. Took the cover off, popped it back out with a hammer and was good to go. Anyways FML I had to go through that...
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08-18-2013, 03:01 PM	#174
pt Private 9 Rep 82 Posts Drives: I miss my E12 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	Two years ago, I ripped up my lawn and planted sod. It took quite well that fall. Last summer though, I ended up with dozens of spots where dollar spot fungus set in, requiring local repairs (the fungus kills grass, you have no choice but to dig it up and plant seeds). This year, after I was away for a couple days with my wife, we came home to find 3/4's of it dead. Next morning, I verified that the cause was fungus again. So I now have to kill whatever is left, rent a tiller, dig it up and add topsoil and seeds. Somehow, the grass on highway medians can withstand the sun. My lawn, not so much. I absolutely despise doing a job twice. FML. BTW, congrats on the baby, Nkc.
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08-21-2013, 08:55 AM	#176
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Had a great weekend with my woman. The day she gets back she starts boo-hooing about the distance. Never ending nagging. FML.
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