LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

SakhirM4 · 08-02-2018, 12:47 PM

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.

Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Sexual Studies Convention in Chicago".

He swallowed hard. Here was the gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting about sexual studies!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my extensive personal experience to share interesting facts about sexuality.

"Really," he gulped,"like what?"

"Well," she explained, "For instance, Native American Indians are the most passionate. While Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy a woman fully. And in terms of lasting the longest, surprisingly it's the Southern redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Um, Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

JamesWWIII · 08-02-2018, 01:55 PM

JamesWWIII · 08-02-2018, 03:33 PM

08-02-2018, 03:39 PM

Got to love my wife - Message she sent me concerned she was going to lose all her money ...

5 minutes later ....

Crimson92 · 08-02-2018, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jasey@

Got to love my wife - Message she sent me concerned she was going to lose all her money ...

5 minutes later ....

My neighbors. My parents. My in laws. My wife.

Sigh. Being in tech brings a lot of headaches sometimes.

JamesWWIII · 08-02-2018, 04:56 PM

Teufel_Hunden · 08-02-2018, 05:13 PM

been there...

are0lies · 08-02-2018, 05:42 PM

I drive a BMW, and I'll park however I feel like it!!

are0lies · 08-02-2018, 07:11 PM

Need a loicense to carry.

vgy.me/RICP25...

JamesWWIII · 08-02-2018, 07:30 PM

The Choosey begger · 08-02-2018, 08:41 PM

.*

The Choosey begger · 08-02-2018, 08:55 PM

Wimps lol

JamesWWIII · 08-03-2018, 01:38 PM

Mandi90TT · 08-03-2018, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesWWIII

(treehouse image)

That's a pretty badass treehouse

The Choosey begger · 08-03-2018, 05:33 PM

%

UglyBuzzard · 08-03-2018, 05:53 PM

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chetrickerman · 08-03-2018, 07:59 PM

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JamesWWIII · 08-04-2018, 02:46 AM

stooker · 08-04-2018, 07:48 AM

are0lies · 08-04-2018, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stooker

And here I thought it only happened to me.

stooker · 08-04-2018, 01:10 PM

stooker · 08-04-2018, 10:18 PM

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