Women's congruence tests... and how to pass them?

shoei · 01-19-2022, 07:31 PM

This you, Op?

tomjonesBT33 · 01-19-2022, 07:45 PM

I'm beginning to think this is a troll post. Who logs into into a car forum to ask advice about women? This conversation should be happening IRL over beer with your buds.

wtwo3 · 01-19-2022, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This you, Op?

Oh dear God

dreamingat30fps · 01-19-2022, 10:06 PM

Burn this fucking this with fire!!!!

upstatedoc · 01-19-2022, 10:31 PM

OP did you record your conversations or is your memory just that good

DETRoadster · 01-19-2022, 11:22 PM

We need to see pictures of this chick. I mean no-one is worth this much angst and trouble but if she's smokin' hot, well that helps a little I guess.

3.0L · 01-20-2022, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

We need to see pictures of this chick. I mean no-one is worth this much angst and trouble but if she's smokin' hot, well that helps a little I guess.

I knew two fellows who only chased the "hot chicks." One ended up divorced 4 times and the other was divorced 5 times. Both died destitute.

DETRoadster · 01-20-2022, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

I knew two fellows who only chased the "hot chicks." One ended up divorced 4 times and the other was divorced 5 times. Both died destitute.

Indeed. But endlessly more entertaining for the rest of us if we know what this lady looks like.

Besides, I know a couple fellas who only chase the large ones. Both have been miserably married. Hot, ugly, fat, skinny, tall, short, your chances of being miserable are all about the same regardless, it seems.

shoei · 01-20-2022, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

I knew two fellows who only chased the "hot chicks." One ended up divorced 4 times and the other was divorced 5 times. Both died destitute.

Indeed. But endlessly more entertaining for the rest of us if we know what this lady looks like.

Besides, I know a couple fellas who only chase the large ones. Both have been miserably married. Hot, ugly, fat, skinny, tall, short, your chances of being miserable are all about the same regardless, it seems.

So what you're saying is, the common denominator between all these groups of guys is - that they got married.

tcphoto · 01-20-2022, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

I knew two fellows who only chased the "hot chicks." One ended up divorced 4 times and the other was divorced 5 times. Both died destitute.

I didn't say to marry the girl, I only commented on whether to simply dating her or not. If she's beautiful, easy to talk to and is a bobcat in bed then you risk very little.

shoei · 01-20-2022, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by tcphoto

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

I knew two fellows who only chased the "hot chicks." One ended up divorced 4 times and the other was divorced 5 times. Both died destitute.

I didn't say to marry the girl, I only commented on whether to simply dating her or not. If she's beautiful, easy to talk to and is a bobcat in bed then you risk very little.

This is false. You do not stick your dick in crazy.

Period.

tcphoto · 01-20-2022, 05:20 PM

I didn't say that I would, he's a big boy and can make his own decisions...

DETRoadster · 01-20-2022, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by tcphoto

I didn't say to marry the girl, I only commented on whether to simply dating her or not. If she's beautiful, easy to talk to and is a bobcat in bed then you risk very little.

You clearly don't hate yourself enough to go back to page 1 and read from the beginning. Otherwise you would know this girl is NOT easy to talk to and is NOT giving him sex. All that's left is what she looks like.

JoZ8level · 01-20-2022, 05:48 PM

Everything is too complicated for you, you need to treat everything easier

tcphoto · 01-20-2022, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

You clearly don't hate yourself enough to go back to page 1 and read from the beginning. Otherwise you would know this girl is NOT easy to talk to and is NOT giving him sex. All that's left is what she looks like.

I read it and found it entertaining, considering how many pages there are others are also entertained.

Turkish Pickle · 01-20-2022, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This is false. You do not stick your dick in crazy.

Period.

You don't stick your dick in crazy, twice. A little party never hurt no body

shoei · 01-20-2022, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

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Originally Posted by shoei

This is false. You do not stick your dick in crazy.

Period.

You don't stick your dick in crazy, twice. A little party never hurt no body

I'm assuming that business model hasn't worked out that well for you thus far though now has it, Turkish?!!

DETRoadster · 01-20-2022, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by tcphoto

I read it and found it entertaining, considering how many pages there are others are also entertained.

Oh yes, the entertainment value of this thread is high!

Alfisti · 01-21-2022, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This is false. You do not stick your dick in crazy.

So we all going celibate now? Different species i swear.

DETRoadster · 02-15-2022, 11:01 PM

We need an update here!

440i6MT · 02-16-2022, 03:30 AM

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Is this really what you have to put up with these days?

I'm glad my marriage has lasted over 40-years, so far. And I don't remember going through anything like this 50-years ago when we first met!

I'd say "dump her" but then I've never met either of you.

Lmfao. This made me chuckle very hard. Welcome to 90% of women in the 21st century.

rebekahb · 02-16-2022, 03:58 PM

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We need an update here!

Be careful what you ask for

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