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11-01-2018, 09:32 AM | #19980 |
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Judy did it! The sex I felt deserved to have a book written or a tv mini-series created about. The conversation was like watching the tv as a 5 year old flipped through the channels.
I was in to see my therapist and this amazing looking woman walked in. As she checked in, I was sitting in the waiting room when she did the thing that all men love to see; she pulled up her jeans around her waist (spelled it right that time ). She then went outside to smoke a cigarette....before she even had it to her lips I was lighting it. |
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11-01-2018, 09:46 AM | #19981 |
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11-01-2018, 10:28 AM | #19983 |
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11-01-2018, 10:34 AM | #19984 |
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11-01-2018, 10:58 AM | #19986 |
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I broke my stapler trying to pry the bottom off to find this.
So thanks for taking care of that 'what will I waste all afternoon doing' problem that had been developing. Next up 'how to un-superglue myself from my stapler' (or would I just become a low-rent superhero like Wolverine-light?) |
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I guess you could put some staples in there :
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11-01-2018, 11:24 AM | #19988 |
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Have to admit doing this as well and mine is exactly like upstatedoc's...
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I think this may cause a nationwide work slowdown....
Enquiring minds just need to know (now off to find our local office supply geek/guru to get her into this). |
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." That's how the fight started! |
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Sadly, I see this POS on the regular...
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Shes probably YUGE too.
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