not even joking, some of the funniest sht I've ever seen

randomquickness · 02-23-2010, 07:24 PM

if you have never been to www.dontevenreply.com then you owe it to yourself to check it out. after you read the one's on the home page click on "top rated" and keep on laughing. I literally laughed until I cried and nearly choked on my pizza 3 times.

Blake · 02-23-2010, 07:32 PM

yea that's a great site

silvergray545 · 02-23-2010, 07:38 PM

I saw that on somebody's facebook a while ago but it's still hilarious.

ibeclueless · 02-23-2010, 08:28 PM

lol it is a great site

ncarter124 · 02-23-2010, 11:19 PM

Never heard of this, almost spit vitamin water all over my monitor. Thanks!

Scorpion · 02-23-2010, 11:42 PM

ROFLMAO the disguised weapons was hilarious haha.

shipill · 02-23-2010, 11:52 PM

the fish pet was great lol haha

Alexander · 02-24-2010, 12:38 AM

Changed my life...

Sal@AUTOcouture · 02-24-2010, 12:35 PM

Quote:

This one was a little tricky. If you didn't figure it out, I am both Mike Anderson and Kira Anderson.
Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson

Hey,

I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?

From Jim ***** to Me

Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

OH FUCK YOU MIKE!! DROP FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Fuck YOU, you stupid cunt! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were fucking Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his dick in some rotten pussy. You fucking twat.

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

MIKE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT

From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson

Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

FUCK YOU

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Will both of you shut the fuck up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c'mon!

vam · 02-24-2010, 06:29 PM

i'm in tears

DM1 · 02-25-2010, 12:18 PM

This is some really funny stuff,... Thanks for sharing!

PINeely · 02-25-2010, 12:21 PM

Any of the ones with kittens are hysterical.

Comet · 02-25-2010, 12:37 PM

it is really funny, but I feel the exchange is all faked

all the WTB people seem to not know how to type

02-23-2010, 07:24 PM	#1
randomquickness Brigadier General 228 Rep 3,668 Posts Drives: 996tt Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Georgetown, TX iTrader: (13)	not even joking, some of the funniest sht I've ever seen if you have never been to www.dontevenreply.com then you owe it to yourself to check it out. after you read the one's on the home page click on "top rated" and keep on laughing. I literally laughed until I cried and nearly choked on my pizza 3 times. __________________
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Blake Banned 775 Rep 4,649 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	yea that's a great site
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02-23-2010, 07:38 PM	#3
silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2343 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	I saw that on somebody's facebook a while ago but it's still hilarious.
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02-23-2010, 08:28 PM	#4
ibeclueless What 142 Rep 9,325 Posts Drives: E92 328xi Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Quincy, MA iTrader: (1)	lol it is a great site __________________ E92 328xi Space Gray Aero Lip \| M3 Side Skirts \| CF Performance Spoiler \| ACS Roof \| Gloss Black Grilles \| LUX H8 Angels \| BMW Performance Exhaust My E92 Photos
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02-23-2010, 11:19 PM	#5
ncarter124 Second Lieutenant 44 Rep 220 Posts Drives: A lot of them Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Nashville iTrader: (0)	Never heard of this, almost spit vitamin water all over my monitor. Thanks!
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02-23-2010, 11:42 PM	#6
Scorpion Major 164 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	ROFLMAO the disguised weapons was hilarious haha.
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shipill Major 425 Rep 1,291 Posts Drives: F10 528 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: East iTrader: (7)	the fish pet was great lol haha
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02-24-2010, 12:38 AM	#8
Alexander Mad tyte EuR0 style boooi <--- Joke 221 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: E30, E85, MKVI Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Deal's Gap iTrader: (0)	Changed my life...
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02-24-2010, 06:29 PM	#10
vam New Member 5 Rep 14 Posts Drives: 325i E90 / IS300 / 335i (soon) Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Taiwan iTrader: (0)	i'm in tears
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02-25-2010, 12:18 PM	#11
DM1 Captain 96 Rep 698 Posts Drives: Mini Cooper S Paceman Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Monterrey, Mexico. iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 Z4 3.0si [7.00] 2006 325i [0.00] 2005 Renault Megane RS [0.00]	This is some really funny stuff,... Thanks for sharing! __________________ Follow my blog at http://dmauto.wordpress.com
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02-25-2010, 12:21 PM	#12
PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1078 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	Any of the ones with kittens are hysterical.
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02-25-2010, 12:37 PM	#13
Comet Troll Harder 399 Rep 596 Posts Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal, Beirut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 Porsche GT3 [8.00] 2012 Porsche 4 GTS [5.34]	it is really funny, but I feel the exchange is all faked all the WTB people seem to not know how to type __________________
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