[deneed4spd]

Originally Posted by Carefree

The best April Fool’s joke from Bimmerpost’s biggest fool.

Good thing April fools is April 1st and the reviews are out.

As stated really well, “If we were a current M2 owner, we'd be feeling pretty smug that our car looks prettier than the new M2, has a more intuitive (if less plush) dashboard, sounds fruiter, and goes with more poise, more purpose, more sense of being a barely contained ball of fury straining to escape from a working-class hero chassis. Perhaps that was where the era ended after all.”

Sad my OGM2 was not a manual, I would have kept her. Gosh darn, my consolidation is just a sad caddy as you state. Enjoy your laggy, sterile bmw with spongy steering and manual. I’ll be sure to pass by you with my sad caddy with 659 tq spinning my rears in 4th gear with a good manual while u try to spoil up your motor in 2nd gear while the new Prius passes by you.

[ronin13013]

The hatred is real.

Originally Posted by deneed4spd

Good thing April fools is April 1st and the reviews are out.

As stated really well, “If we were a current M2 owner, we'd be feeling pretty smug that our car looks prettier than the new M2, has a more intuitive (if less plush) dashboard, sounds fruiter, and goes with more poise, more purpose, more sense of being a barely contained ball of fury straining to escape from a working-class hero chassis. Perhaps that was where the era ended after all.”

Sad my OGM2 was not a manual, I would have kept her. Gosh darn, my consolidation is just a sad caddy as you state. Enjoy your laggy, sterile bmw with spongy steering and manual. I’ll be sure to pass by you with my sad caddy with 659 tq spinning my rears in 4th gear with a good manual while u try to spoil up your motor in 2nd gear while the new Prius passes by you.

[MmmmmM2]

Originally Posted by ronin13013

The hatred is real.

Yep. This guy again lol

[Carefree]

Originally Posted by deneed4spd

Good thing April fools is April 1st and the reviews are out.

As stated really well, “If we were a current M2 owner, we'd be feeling pretty smug that our car looks prettier than the new M2, has a more intuitive (if less plush) dashboard, sounds fruiter, and goes with more poise, more purpose, more sense of being a barely contained ball of fury straining to escape from a working-class hero chassis. Perhaps that was where the era ended after all.”

Sad my OGM2 was not a manual, I would have kept her. Gosh darn, my consolidation is just a sad caddy as you state. Enjoy your laggy, sterile bmw with spongy steering and manual. I’ll be sure to pass by you with my sad caddy with 659 tq spinning my rears in 4th gear with a good manual while u try to spoil up your motor in 2nd gear while the new Prius passes by you.

Oh snap. I’m adamant about not engaging in a battle of wits and/or intellect with an unarmed adversary. You can find “adamant” in most dictionaries. Check your 6th grade library tomorrow in school.

[StickyPickle]

Originally Posted by deneed4spd

Good thing April fools is April 1st and the reviews are out.

As stated really well, “If we were a current M2 owner, we'd be feeling pretty smug that our car looks prettier than the new M2, has a more intuitive (if less plush) dashboard, sounds fruiter, and goes with more poise, more purpose, more sense of being a barely contained ball of fury straining to escape from a working-class hero chassis. Perhaps that was where the era ended after all.”

Sad my OGM2 was not a manual, I would have kept her. Gosh darn, my consolidation is just a sad caddy as you state. Enjoy your laggy, sterile bmw with spongy steering and manual. I’ll be sure to pass by you with my sad caddy with 659 tq spinning my rears in 4th gear with a good manual while u try to spoil up your motor in 2nd gear while the new Prius passes by you.

Who hurt you?

[Carefree]

Originally Posted by StickyPickle

Who hurt you?

His mother. At delivery she asked for a mulligan.

[deneed4spd]

Originally Posted by Carefree

His mother. At delivery she asked for a mulligan.

Gosh - can’t really fight back using your new beloved m2. Time to peace out when mom jokes come out. Enjoy!

[awg87]

now the waiting game 😬😬😬

[DavidsM2!]

Anyone want my M2 build? I have the 3rd M2 allocated to Hendrick Northlake in Charlotte. I have been on the waitlist since 2/22. It is a white M2 6-speed build code here.https://www.bmwusa.com/build-your-ow...exterior/color

My plans have changed since 2/22. Driving a Shelby GT350 now. I have a $1000 deposit on the build, and I think it will be available soon, although they have not reached out yet.

I am not asking for any fee, just someone to cover my deposit and take ownership.

Thanks for considering. Please message me if interested.

[M_Power Rob]

Originally Posted by DavidsM2!

Anyone want my M2 build? I have the 3rd M2 allocated to Hendrick Northlake in Charlotte. I have been on the waitlist since 2/22. It is a white M2 6-speed build code here.https://www.bmwusa.com/build-your-ow...exterior/color

My plans have changed since 2/22. Driving a Shelby GT350 now. I have a $1000 deposit on the build, and I think it will be available soon, although they have not reached out yet.

I am not asking for any fee, just someone to cover my deposit and take ownership.

Thanks for considering. Please message me if interested.

Not sure you can transfer your slot. They may automatically move up whomever is next in line.

[1stM]

Originally Posted by awg20

now the waiting game 😬😬😬

Congrats. Who is your dealer in Southern California?

[T_U_D]

Originally Posted by M_Power Rob

Not sure you can transfer your slot. They may automatically move up whomever is next in line.

Exactly. This is the center’s discretion, not the depositors.

[DavidsM2!]

Originally Posted by T_U_D

Exactly. This is the center’s discretion, not the depositors.

You are all correct. I reached out to the dealership today, and if I back out, they will go to their list and refund my deposit. Might be able to wait until delivery day to decide.

[awg87]

Originally Posted by 1stM

Congrats. Who is your dealer in Southern California?

I got this order from BMW of Murrieta who are selling all cars and orders at MSRP. Only upcharge they do is window tint and door protection which totals $998. So comparatively much better than almost all dealers in SoCal right now. The cheapest alternative I found was New Century that gave me a ADM of $5000 since I'm a returning customer. Every other dealer I called in LA, OC, SD area had at least a $10K ADM.

However, I have heard good things about a BMW dealer near Santa Barbara but I forgot which dealer it was...

[cmgbk75]

Originally Posted by awg20

I got this order from BMW of Murrieta who are selling all cars and orders at MSRP. Only upcharge they do is window tint and door protection which totals $998. So comparatively much better than almost all dealers in SoCal right now. The cheapest alternative I found was New Century that gave me a ADM of $5000 since I'm a returning customer. Every other dealer I called in LA, OC, SD area had at least a $10K ADM.

However, I have heard good things about a BMW dealer near Santa Barbara but I forgot which dealer it was...

Hollywood Hollywood. That’s rough with the ADMs. At least you get some Tint, is it Ceramic at least?

[1stM]

Originally Posted by awg20

I got this order from BMW of Murrieta who are selling all cars and orders at MSRP. Only upcharge they do is window tint and door protection which totals $998. So comparatively much better than almost all dealers in SoCal right now. The cheapest alternative I found was New Century that gave me a ADM of $5000 since I'm a returning customer. Every other dealer I called in LA, OC, SD area had at least a $10K ADM.

However, I have heard good things about a BMW dealer near Santa Barbara but I forgot which dealer it was...

That's cool. I'm on the waiting list there at BMW of Murrieta. I put my name in a few weeks ago.

[awg87]

Originally Posted by 1stM

That's cool. I'm on the waiting list there at BMW of Murrieta. I put my name in a few weeks ago.

Just for your visibility. I reserved my spot last September when I saw the leak but I'm pretty sure I reserved far earlier before anyone even saw the car 🙃

Best of luck!

[1stM]

Originally Posted by awg20

Just for your visibility. I reserved my spot last September when I saw the leak but I'm pretty sure I reserved far earlier before anyone even saw the car 🙃

Best of luck!

Thanks. CA told me it would be at least 6 months.

[Click_ID]

Maybe Saturday morning?

[JustinHEMI]

Still in port. :'(

[FryCookOnVenus]

Originally Posted by deneed4spd

Good thing April fools is April 1st and the reviews are out.

As stated really well, “If we were a current M2 owner, we'd be feeling pretty smug that our car looks prettier than the new M2, has a more intuitive (if less plush) dashboard, sounds fruiter, and goes with more poise, more purpose, more sense of being a barely contained ball of fury straining to escape from a working-class hero chassis. Perhaps that was where the era ended after all.”

Sad my OGM2 was not a manual, I would have kept her. Gosh darn, my consolidation is just a sad caddy as you state. Enjoy your laggy, sterile bmw with spongy steering and manual. I’ll be sure to pass by you with my sad caddy with 659 tq spinning my rears in 4th gear with a good manual while u try to spoil up your motor in 2nd gear while the new Prius passes by you.

I'll cruise down the road in my laggy, sterile, spongy BMW with a smile on my face. Meanwhile, you could have the car of your dreams and you'll still be a miserable person.

[zero21]

Originally Posted by rk95

Dealer informed me they have the HEA car on the way and they already sold the vehicle. I placed a deposit for the #1 allocation in July 2022. Any idea how I was not offered this car and it is already sold? Does this sound right?

Deposit placed.
Written and signed agreement of first allocation by manager and myself at MSRP.

Sounds like you got hosed. I was #3 in line and got the HEA.