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When/Who Did You Lose Your Virginity To?
Credit this thread to NKC's childhood masturbation memory...
 But since we're in off-topic...16 for me, she was the housekeeper at the old cottage we use to go to for family vacations... |
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My wife. On our wedding night. But I digress - I think some of these responses are going to be pretty funny!
Edit: And I don't think I believe John 070's response...? |
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| 08-07-2014, 10:39 PM | #4 |
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Nice thread.
A girlfriend (my age) in grade 11 that was with me for 2.5 years. I was basically gone in 6 seconds. Nicholas Cage ain't got shit on me.
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Umm... Mine is embarrassing, but some of you know it when I used my story to cover a point regarding the recent shooting in Santa Barbara. I was socially awkward until I was 25 and attended therapy and had lots of misconceptions cleared up (e.g. a deep rooted paranoia about getting arrested for sexual harassment if I asked [since it happened to a friend], or how to even begin the act (my first time approaching a female I just asked point blank
) therefore...27, to a business associate. We went out the day before, then after a sleepless night since her friend had an emergency, not to mention her house had construction up the street, she was surviving on very little sleep, so I offered as a friendzoned motherfucker to let her sleep at my place... Then it turned into laying in bed and talking for 5 hours, starting with me chilling on the computer while she's laying down, then cuddling with her... Then it just kinda happened. She asked after a long period of comfortable silence: "What are you thinking right now?" then I reached forward and kissed her, then before you know it she was nibbling my ear, and one thing lead to another. Now 28 and have 4 women under my wing 
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| 08-08-2014, 02:23 AM | #10 | |
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that made my dick soft... thanks bruh.... |
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| 08-08-2014, 05:56 AM | #12 | ||
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damn, random, but I just saw THE hottest chick in a while sitting in my car waiting for food.. a young 20-something in yoga/workout pants with the best ass/legs  Quote:
Nefarious, hearby to known as the 26 yr old virgin.. u don't mind bro? |
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Go look at Litos pictures and you'll find a way. If you require a bit more illustration then go look up Billup's magnificent pieces of work spread all over this forum.
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| 08-08-2014, 09:24 AM | #15 |
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16 years old, some girl I met that night, hanging out at my buddys in the basement watching a movie on the couch. Tucked her other friend in because we were all a wee bit tipsy, and she was a wee bit plastered. She said, wow you're a really sweet guy...., wanna fuck?
Sooooo...., thats that. I jizzed in her hair. I remember her telling her friend her hair was crusty in the morning, so I pretended to still be asleep until they left. |
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| 08-08-2014, 12:05 PM | #20 |
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Ahah some funny stories! I'll share mine, i was 17 and my co workers were 25-30, so they had a couple brazilian girl friends which were the same age as them and a 29yo blond one wanted to jump my bones, and she was like "f*ck me gatinho" and is was like "ok you lead",next day i couldn't even touch my b*lls lol this was back in portugal btw
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| 08-08-2014, 12:22 PM | #22 |
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I was 17 with my first serious girlfriend. She wanted to wait, but I was tired of just getting HJ's, BJ's, and dry humping. Now I'm 25, with 37 women under the belt (college was good to me). I still get my fair share of the ladies though. Gonna try to hit 40 before I settle down. Here is a screen shot of a conversation from one of my recent slam pieces last week. I proceeded to pick her up later that night and let her ride my dick in the passenger seat.
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