Comedy Central: ROAST of Justin Bieber

TXSTYLE · 03-02-2015, 07:41 PM

It's been a long while and I wish CC would Roast more mofos more often.

I truly hope they rip this tweeny-bop a new one!

http://www.cc.com/shows/roast-of-justin-bieber

NickyC · 03-02-2015, 08:09 PM

I hope Artie Lange is there.

TXSTYLE · 03-02-2015, 08:24 PM

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I hope Artie Lange is there.

Oh how I miss Greg Geraldo... RIP He would've clowned on Justin hard!

ShocknAwe · 03-02-2015, 08:28 PM

Not sure how anyone can think this is a good thing. A roast is an honor. So they are honoring this little shit.

Probably paid a ton of money for it.

954Stealth · 03-02-2015, 08:30 PM

Shouldn't a roast come at the end of a career ... Or are they trying to tell him his career is over?

TXSTYLE · 03-02-2015, 08:35 PM

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Shouldn't a roast come at the end of a career ... Or are they trying to tell him his career is over?

This.

I believe the lil fugger paid to have this done!

PINeely · 03-02-2015, 09:04 PM

Nice target for his boyfriend to aim for.

808@702 · 03-02-2015, 09:31 PM

Hey he's the 7th most popular woman on the web...

ASBSECU E93 · 03-02-2015, 09:54 PM

They raise a large amount of $$ for various charities with these Roast's...

Billup · 03-03-2015, 09:35 AM

Can't we just literally roast him and just set him on fire instead?

I'd donate to a charity to see this.

NickyC · 03-03-2015, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

Oh how I miss Greg Geraldo... RIP He would've clowned on Justin hard!

Oh wow, I didn't know he died. Funny, funny man.

Whostheboss · 03-03-2015, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

Oh how I miss Greg Geraldo... RIP He would've clowned on Justin hard!

Flavor Flav looks like a skeleton wrapped in electric tape.

TXSTYLE · 03-09-2015, 08:59 PM

I like her. Not hilarious but funny. And she is pleasing on the eyes. That sexy girl next door look...

TXSTYLE · 04-01-2015, 12:44 PM

Watched it last night. As expected... Underwhelming. But it had it's LOL moments. Especially with Roasters bagging on each other.

To Kevin Hart, "I didn't realize that Shaq's dick would be hosting the show!"

To Snoop Dog, "You look like Shaq's skeleton walking around!"

Martha Stewart actually delivered some of the funniest lines (from a creative writer no doubt).

KingOfJericho · 04-01-2015, 12:56 PM

I think the standouts were Pete Davidson, Natasha, and Martha. I haven't watched Hannibal yet but I'll try to finish it tonight - I went to sleep right after Jeff Ross.

I was really disappointed with Chris D'elia. I think he's hilarious but his material was weak on the roast.

Ludacris needs to learn to laugh at himself. He just seems like a killjoy. Everyone's material on him was perfection but he seems to think he's above it, in some way.

I will also second that Greg Giraldo is terribly missed at these roasts. A truly brilliant comic mind.

Nkc · 04-01-2015, 12:57 PM

I thoroughly enjoyed the roast. Not so sure about biebs speech at the end. The Canadian side of me really wants to beleibe him, the human side of me still wants to punch a new hole in his face.

TXSTYLE · 04-01-2015, 01:07 PM

I wonder why Anthony Jeselnik was missing? He is fuking hilarious!!!

TXSTYLE · 04-01-2015, 01:08 PM

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I think the standouts were Pete Dominic, Natasha, and Martha. I haven't watched Hannibal yet but I'll try to finish it tonight - I went to sleep right after Jeff Ross.

I was really disappointed with Chris D'elia. I think he's hilarious but his material was weak on the roast.

Ludacris needs to learn to laugh at himself. He just seems like a killjoy. Everyone's material on him was perfection but he seems to think he's above it, in some way.

I will also second that Greg Giraldo is terribly missed at these roasts. A truly brilliant comic mind.

Agreed with all of that!

Stage1 · 04-01-2015, 03:09 PM

Just watched this last night with the gf before bed...needless to say it kept us up laughing for a while. Agreed that I missed Jeselnick. Dominic was great and I haven't seen him before. Chris d'elia wwas underwhelming. Ive seen his stand up and it is way better. The old white women always seem to bring the house down. Jeff had a few good shots but not his best. It would have been 10x better if it was the Roast of Anyone Else but Justin Bieber

grimlock · 04-01-2015, 09:44 PM

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I thoroughly enjoyed the roast. Not so sure about biebs speech at the end.

That was the best part!

"sitting hear listening to a bunch of has beens call you a lesbian for two hours."

Although admittedly it was quite uncomfortable for everyone involved.

squishy · 04-01-2015, 09:50 PM

I laughed my ass off, Martha Stewart nailed her lines (written, of course, by a third party)

Laughed the hardest at Beiber's speech at the end...

His career is roasted...

SLOWER · 04-03-2015, 08:07 AM

Natasha slayed. I laughed really hard at most of this show.

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TXSTYLE "Salud" 15020 Rep 4,918 Posts Drives: M8 Gran Coupe Comp & X5M Comp Join Date: May 2013 Location: The GYM! (The Burbs - N TX) iTrader: (0)	Watched it last night. As expected... Underwhelming. But it had it's LOL moments. Especially with Roasters bagging on each other. To Kevin Hart, "I didn't realize that Shaq's dick would be hosting the show!" To Snoop Dog, "You look like Shaq's skeleton walking around!" Martha Stewart actually delivered some of the funniest lines (from a creative writer no doubt). __________________
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KingOfJericho Major General 2458 Rep 7,341 Posts Drives: Yes Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: CT iTrader: (1) Garage List 2010 135i Coupe [5.26]	I think the standouts were Pete Davidson, Natasha, and Martha. I haven't watched Hannibal yet but I'll try to finish it tonight - I went to sleep right after Jeff Ross. I was really disappointed with Chris D'elia. I think he's hilarious but his material was weak on the roast. Ludacris needs to learn to laugh at himself. He just seems like a killjoy. Everyone's material on him was perfection but he seems to think he's above it, in some way. I will also second that Greg Giraldo is terribly missed at these roasts. A truly brilliant comic mind. __________________ The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Bimmerpost. 2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee High Altitude Hemi \| 2010 S4 Sold \| 2010 BMW 135i Retired \| 2006 Lotus Exige Sold Last edited by KingOfJericho; 04-02-2015 at 07:50 AM..
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Nkc NOOB 1607 Rep 1,356 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: @BMWclassicdivision iTrader: (0)	I thoroughly enjoyed the roast. Not so sure about biebs speech at the end. The Canadian side of me really wants to beleibe him, the human side of me still wants to punch a new hole in his face.
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TXSTYLE "Salud" 15020 Rep 4,918 Posts Drives: M8 Gran Coupe Comp & X5M Comp Join Date: May 2013 Location: The GYM! (The Burbs - N TX) iTrader: (0)	I wonder why Anthony Jeselnik was missing? He is fuking hilarious!!! __________________
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squishy Banned 155 Rep 388 Posts Drives: 2014 Ford Mustang GT Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	I laughed my ass off, Martha Stewart nailed her lines (written, of course, by a third party) Laughed the hardest at Beiber's speech at the end... His career is roasted...
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SLOWER Lieutenant Colonel 310 Rep 1,733 Posts Drives: 2003 M3 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: MA iTrader: (8) Garage List 2024 BMW X5 M60i [0.00] 2003 M3 Convertible [0.00]	Natasha slayed. I laughed really hard at most of this show.
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