08-18-2015, 09:47 PM | #1 |
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photoshop request - Jared + orange pants
It's only a matter of time before they come out, but I want to beat some people to the punch
![]() Can someone take a picture of Jared holding up his large pants and make the pants prison orange? example donor pic: ![]() [he plead guilty to child pr0n charges today] thanks...
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08-18-2015, 10:06 PM | #2 |
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Bend over Jared.
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08-19-2015, 09:33 AM | #3 |
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It's really tragic..
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08-19-2015, 09:43 AM | #4 |
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He will have tits tatoo on his back and will be someone prison bitch.
They said he is worth $15M from the the Subway deal and really he thought this was a good idea and would not get caught. All I read about in my local paper is all the people with kiddy porn on their computer they caught in my area in police stings. The police are catching the idiots like Jared, but not the real pedophiles. |
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08-19-2015, 09:51 AM | #6 |
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08-19-2015, 10:00 AM | #8 |
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Makes me sick, however, I will still eat at Subway.
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08-19-2015, 10:09 AM | #9 |
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In all seriousness.. I do realize how f'd up this is and it's tragic and ultimately horrific.
At the same time, however, I feel sorry for him and others like him, because - they do what they do because it genuinely turns them on. I don't think it's a choice, like everything else, that's how they are. And it doesn't seem to be "curable" or "treatable." That doesn't absolve him of his actions, but try to imagine yourself in his shoes, if you can...
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08-19-2015, 11:30 AM | #11 |
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I'd make him actually eat subway for breakfast lunch and dinner, now theres a punishment!!!! He'll wish he'd gotten the chair.
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Just pleaded guilty for paying money to have sex with minors.
I knew he always said "Eat Fresh" but Jesus Christ....sick fuck. Wonder what kinda plea deal he got. EDIT: Nevermind, deal gets him 5-12.5 years. |
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That's funny but totally fucked up.
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Oh wow, I didn't know he was married. She just filed for divorce.
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1. security 2. bomb detecting 3. cadaver detecting 4. drug detecting 5. tracking (of live humans) in any case, it's not an indication of anything, YET. My guess is FBI usually bring one of these dogs on similar situations just to be thorough. My guess is, it's dog #3.
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