Insufferable Craigslist Guy Demands To Know Who Took A Sh*t On His Tesla Model X

Chem14 · 02-04-2016, 06:43 PM

I would be speechless.

http://jalopnik.com/insufferable-cra...k-a-1757163603

Doanster · 02-04-2016, 07:18 PM

Holy crap (

), I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Not at the actual incident, but the Jalopnik breakdown of the post.

twelve535i · 02-04-2016, 07:31 PM

He pays taxes but the police refused to help him clean the pieces of sh*t off his car ha ha ha ha ha ha

jpsjr70 · 02-04-2016, 08:20 PM

The funniest story I have read in a long time!

Joe

roadkillrob · 02-04-2016, 08:22 PM

Someone went to a lot of specific nasty work to do this, I would guess about 5% chance it was random and 95% chance someone is pissed off at him!

DSB335d · 02-04-2016, 08:45 PM

That was funny, but the damn story explaining it could've been shorter..

M_Six · 02-04-2016, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doanster

Holy crap (

), I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Not at the actual incident, but the Jalopnik breakdown of the post.

The Jalopnik write-up is sublime.

MKSixer · 02-04-2016, 09:41 PM

Haywood · 02-04-2016, 10:28 PM

To read the guys rambling diatribe, I can see why someone did this to him. He sounds like a jackass. I definitely agree that this wasn't random. The writer is funny as shit. No pun intended.

ASBSECU E93 · 02-04-2016, 10:41 PM

So much win in the breakdown....epic

E92inNC · 02-04-2016, 11:18 PM

holy sizable log this had me in tears

best thing I've read in a while lololololol

jtodd_fl · 02-05-2016, 03:58 AM

"There’s no reason cops should have to touch those things, unless its to take a sample to anal ballistics so they can see if they could find an anal canal rifling pattern that they may be able to cross-reference in their massive database of asshole prints. (I’m sure they have those – this is the 21st century, people.)"

The write up was awesome. Worth the read.

Dog Face Pony Soldier · 02-06-2016, 08:52 AM

While I subscribe to the idea that you never mess with someone else's ride, I am not sure I'd rat out this 'poopetrator.' The smug, elitist, get-with-the-times, its-inevitable attitude that EV owners suffer from would probably prevent me from calling the police. Just sayin.

FL335 · 02-06-2016, 09:03 AM

This is classic. Pure genius....my guess is it is a ruse.

Hooter · 02-06-2016, 09:13 AM

Electric cars?

We call em 'milk floates'.

Worthy dunny!

wdb · 02-06-2016, 09:17 AM

It's perfectly logical. Scatalogical.

My money is on the perp being the craigslist author too.

ASBSECU E93 · 02-06-2016, 01:51 PM

Read the analysis article again - still funny....

Haywood · 02-06-2016, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glennQNYC

While I subscribe to the idea that you never mess with someone else's ride, I am not sure I'd rat out this 'poopetrator.' The smug, elitist, get-with-the-times, its-inevitable attitude that EV owners suffer from would probably prevent me from calling the police. Just sayin.

Well, the reward could be handsome. After all, he can afford a Tesla.

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