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Guy #1 and Guy #2 are meeting at the park...
Guy #1: Hey #2! Guy #2: Hey #1! What's happening? How did the date go last night? Guy #1: Awesome. Had sex and the girl let me do anal! Guy #2: No shit!?! Guy #1: Eh. A little.
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1st off, i don't see the point of putting the penor in the shitter.
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After reading Tucker Max's story. I can't do it. And after seeing the inside of this chicks asshole after this dude pulled his dong out of her just kind of killed me inside. Lol.
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