Twenty Five Things Guys Wish That Women Knew

calvino · 06-23-2006, 02:08 PM

1. if you think you're fat you probaly are. don't ask us
2.learn to work the toilet seat. if its up put it down
3. dont cut your hair.....EVER
4. sometimes we're not thinking abou you. live with it
5. get rid of your cat
6. sunday=sports
7. anything you wear is fine. really
8. women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose thier right to complain about having their boobs stared at
9. you have to many shoes.
10. crying is blackmail
11. ask for what you want. subtle hints dont work.
12. mark anniversaries on the calendar
13. yes pissing standing up is more diffucult than peeing from point blank range. we're bound to miss sometimes.
14. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. a headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. see a doctor
16. dont fake it. we'd rather be ineffective than decieved
17. anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument.
18. if you dont dress like the victoria's secret girls, dont expect us to act like the soap opera guys.
19.if something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one
20. let us ogle. if we dont look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
21. don't rub the lamp if you dont want the genie to come out
22. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. not both.
23. christopher coloumbus didnt need directions and neither do we
24. you have enough clothes
25. nothing says I love you like sex.

Squawks · 06-23-2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by calvino

21. don't rub the lamp if you dont want the genie to come out

deutschmann59 · 06-23-2006, 03:36 PM

The thing that gets me is I think that women DO know all these things...they just seem to enjoy bitching and being an overall irritant. I think they get a kick out of it or something...

KennyVendetta · 06-23-2006, 04:36 PM

26. Make me a sammich!

ase2dais · 06-23-2006, 04:49 PM

27. Dont ask, just take the checkbook and go.
28. yes, your mom can stay, just let her watch TV downstairs
29. dont follow me if I want to be alone
30. dont simultaneously have a bad day at work with me
31. yes! I dont care who has the last piece
32. why spent money on tickets and gas, when a $5 video would do
33. if its monday, I know its trash day
34. Dont need to say "I love you", Am here, am I not?

06-23-2006, 02:08 PM	#1
calvino Lieutenant Colonel 318 Rep 1,928 Posts Drives: had e90, 330i mystic blue Join Date: May 2006 Location: Weston,Florida iTrader: (4) Garage List 2006 e90 330i [0.00]	Twenty Five Things Guys Wish That Women Knew 1. if you think you're fat you probaly are. don't ask us 2.learn to work the toilet seat. if its up put it down 3. dont cut your hair.....EVER 4. sometimes we're not thinking abou you. live with it 5. get rid of your cat 6. sunday=sports 7. anything you wear is fine. really 8. women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose thier right to complain about having their boobs stared at 9. you have to many shoes. 10. crying is blackmail 11. ask for what you want. subtle hints dont work. 12. mark anniversaries on the calendar 13. yes pissing standing up is more diffucult than peeing from point blank range. we're bound to miss sometimes. 14. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers. 15. a headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. see a doctor 16. dont fake it. we'd rather be ineffective than decieved 17. anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. 18. if you dont dress like the victoria's secret girls, dont expect us to act like the soap opera guys. 19.if something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one 20. let us ogle. if we dont look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? 21. don't rub the lamp if you dont want the genie to come out 22. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. not both. 23. christopher coloumbus didnt need directions and neither do we 24. you have enough clothes 25. nothing says I love you like sex.
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06-23-2006, 03:36 PM	#3
deutschmann59 Captain 182 Rep 737 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: e90post.com iTrader: (0)	The thing that gets me is I think that women DO know all these things...they just seem to enjoy bitching and being an overall irritant. I think they get a kick out of it or something...
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06-23-2006, 04:36 PM	#4
KennyVendetta Salsero 46 Rep 260 Posts Drives: 335 Crimson Red Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (0)	26. Make me a sammich!
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06-23-2006, 04:49 PM	#5
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