[Maestro]

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you
might want to consider this...

Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, They're
too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they
only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When
they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
hands them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.

He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the
rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00!

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate,
the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then
explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and
a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
'But we didn't use them,' the man complains.
'Well, they are here, and you could have,' Explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of
the shows for which the hotel is famous.

'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and
Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.
'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' complains
the man again.

'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man
replies, 'But we didn't use it!'

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives
up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
'But sir,' he says, this check is only made out for $50.00.'
'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $300.00
for sleeping with my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here and you could have.'

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[silvergray545]

[E90SLAM]

[MCMLXXXIX]

hahaha thats fucking awesome!

[e92leon]

ooooh hahahah

[ideliver]

Rodney Carrington's joke (i think)

Actually Ron White now that i think about it....

[06E90Rostik]

wits lol

[Bimmer Nerd]

hahahha THAT was PERFECT ,

[bigsakius]

As a hotel owner I will have to remember this one hahaha Love it

[Blake]

[TiAg335i]

I barely lol'd.

[dreamk]

DAMN!

[endofanera7]

LOL

[eyescream]

i lol

[Year's_End]

lol'd i did

[135i_TT]

haha that was pretty funny shit

[SE3P_to_E90]

very nice

[Mu Mu]

I hahaha'd so hard!

[SoYank]

Originally Posted by ideliver

Rodney Carrington's joke (i think)

Actually Ron White now that i think about it....

A similar one is on Bill Engvall's 15° Off Cool CD. Track 6, "Part of Your Package".