[Maestro]

Okay, this kid had a great wish and they could not even grant it for him

http://www.chaser.com.au/index.php?o...1638&Itemid=98

[Edition 68] PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.

The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.

"Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There's Something About Mary we thought, sure, that's the least we can do for him."

But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.
"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn't want to know."

With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

[EdmBimmer]

[Kensta335]

This shit is mad old.

[Tondtar]

and not really news ...it's a farce piece.

[jlstyle]

Fucking idiots.
Who would ever want to BJ the kid for his dying wish?
Stupidest news I ever heard this year.

[asdflkijd]

Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

Imagine hot chicks would fall for that though?

I would've had HIV, Leukemia, All sorts of cancer, etc...Plus I'd be resurrected/reincarnated a thousand times.

"Hi, is this Beyonce? Yahhhhhh ...UHMMMM... I'm dying over here, come and ride my caulk b4 my number comes up will ya!" Beyonce: "Hold on baby, I'll be right there, awww you poor thing"

I hope you get lung cancer for that..

[aut0sh0cker]

umm isnt that illegal? what is he, 15?

[nusevad]

that shit cant be real...if it was, and if i was the dad, id take him to a nice strip club and get a stripper to blow him in the VIP room.

[bmwmike335]

lmaooo old but thats so funny, that dad such a prick, dying or not no celeb will suck off a 15 year old n throw away their multi million dollar career ....

and he has the nerve to talk about unrealistic... -_-

[ChineseGuy]

What if he was asked to suck some guy's dick?

[AllydNYC]

New to me. LMFAO

[bolinp78]

Originally Posted by jlstyle

Fucking idiots.
Who would ever want to BJ the kid for his dying wish?
Stupidest news I ever heard this year.

Stupidest news *from 2003* that you've heard this year.

[E90SLAM]

old news but still funny....

i'm dying soon and i want a BJ from Jessica Alba....