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      03-04-2009, 05:30 PM   #1
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FINISH THE SENTENCE: I love it when a girl...

I love it when a girl...
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...blows me.
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      03-04-2009, 05:34 PM   #3
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      03-04-2009, 05:35 PM   #4
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      03-04-2009, 05:35 PM   #5
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      03-04-2009, 05:36 PM   #6
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says harder, or pull my hair, or choke me, or spank me or blow it in my face, or makes hot wimpering cheerleader squeeky noises when getting JAMMED ON by my MJ OF A COCK!!!!!
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      03-04-2009, 05:36 PM   #7
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I love it when a girl...
... is not really a guy.
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He brought me up also out of a horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings.

And he hath put a new song in my mouth.
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      03-04-2009, 05:37 PM   #8
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... is not really a guy.
wut
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... is not really a guy.
some bad experiences?
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sucks my c0ck, plays with my balls, makes me a sandwich, and not talk so damn much.
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      03-04-2009, 06:16 PM   #14
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some bad experiences?
probably craigslist
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      03-04-2009, 06:28 PM   #15
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hahahah my buddy went on that shit out of bordom to see what crazyness was there, he found a black girl, that had a ten inch surprise and at the bottom it said CHICKS WITH DICKS!!!
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hahahah my buddy went on that shit out of bordom to see what crazyness was there, he found a black girl, that had a ten inch surprise and at the bottom it said CHICKS WITH DICKS!!!
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      03-04-2009, 06:52 PM   #17
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      03-04-2009, 07:13 PM   #18
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tosses my salad
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...Blows me while i'm taking a dump.
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Dave mother fucking Chappele FTW!
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