I saw Snakes on a Plane tonight

bmwexecutive · 08-19-2006, 01:58 AM

It was actually pretty good. Although the audience in my theater was WAY to raoudy (or however you spell it). They were laughing and shouting all the way through. But anyway, the absolute hands down funniest part was when the so-called gay flight attendant stepped on one of the snakes, picked it up from its tale and threw it in the microwave and set it for 5 minutes. Then he was yelling at the microwave and pointing at the snake and was like "WHO's YO DADDY NOW BITCH!!!!!!!" and then the snake imploded. OMG! I almost shit my pants that part was so funny.

Anyway, go see it. Just don't get stuck in a theater with 500 crazy teenagers that stand up, start waving their hands and start yelling when Samuel L. Jackson says his famous line "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!" They were like "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!! FUCK YEAH MAN!!!!"

Oh, and there was some nudity too. Two people went to have sex in the airplane bathroom and they took out the smoke detector so they could smoke and wouldn't you know it, the snake came down and bit out their eyeballs.

NaTuReB0Y · 08-19-2006, 02:03 AM

I wanna see that movie too.........

when the crowd is rowdy like that....it's gotta be ghetto hood.....

nothing personal.....just past experienced.......

aapriadi · 08-19-2006, 02:17 AM

nah man it usually depends on the audience, some just love to over-react and make themselves look like crackheads

just4kickz · 08-19-2006, 03:31 AM

i saw it... thursday night 12;15 showing at my local theatre... there was a 10 o' clock showing but my large group of flaker friends didnt want to go that early... anyways... it really depends on what you think is a good movie... and whether or not you thought this movie was supposed to be serious or pure comedy...

i had no idea when or where to start laughing so i laughed at everything and took everything in a comedic way... if i didnt... i would say this was probably one of the worst movies I have ever watched... no... not worst... but one of the movies i sure as hell wouldn't spend 10 dollars on.

at one point of the movie when they find the snake expert... he says "TIME IS TISSUE" and i laughed so hard cause i was hoping at the end of the movie samuel jackson would get off the plane and KO the snake expert... "TIME IS TISSUE"... shit... if anybody said that to me they'd get the minimum of a backhand to the head...

btw there was a mild sex scene... with boobies... big ones of course... but i think the guy didn't need to smoke (you'll get what i mean) and the girl shuda just did it w/o taking all her clothes off... i mean jeez (you'll get what i mean when you watch it)... lol^^

anyways all in all... a weird movie with an easy yet unfullfilling plot... alot of snakes... alot of dead people getting killed in random yet horrible ways (by snakes of course)... and alot of samuel jackson... being the bad actor he is--i mean badass... bad actor... your choice.

bmwexecutive · 08-19-2006, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

I wanna see that movie too.........

when the crowd is rowdy like that....it's gotta be ghetto hood.....

nothing personal.....just past experienced.......

Nope. I've been going to the theater for the past 5 years and it's in a really good area. First movie I've seen where the audience has been this rowdy. Pretty immature actually. They were giggling and shit when they showed the nudey scene.

bmwexecutive · 08-19-2006, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by just4kickz

anyways all in all... a weird movie with an easy yet unfullfilling plot... alot of snakes... alot of dead people getting killed in random yet horrible ways (by snakes of course)... and alot of samuel jackson... being the bad actor he is--i mean badass... bad actor... your choice.

In no way is Samuel L. Jackson a bad actor. He's actually a very good actor, although he can try and act too badass sometimes. I guess that's just the image he made for himself.

SoYank · 08-19-2006, 08:17 AM

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Oh, and there was some nudity too. Two people went to have sex in the airplane bathroom and they took out the smoke detector so they could smoke and wouldn't you know it, the snake came down and bit out their eyeballs.

That'll teach 'em to mess with the smoke detector. Must of been an FAA snake enforcing the rules, huh?

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alot of dead people getting killed in random yet horrible ways (by snakes of course)...

How do you kill a dead person?

MrSilver · 08-19-2006, 08:18 AM

is a

Brunotheboxer · 08-19-2006, 10:15 AM

i heard this movie is based on a true story.

mds82 · 08-19-2006, 10:27 AM

that movie was funny as hell i went to see it last night and the whole theater was so roudy. i walked out of there feeling a little more stupid, but still, it was funny as hell

cdheaven · 08-19-2006, 12:01 PM

i also saw it thursday night. i thought it was greatttt. more gore than i expected. a lot of funny parts. the special effects where decent. sam jackson is great. i wanna see it again!

just4kickz · 08-19-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

That'll teach 'em to mess with the smoke detector. Must of been an FAA snake enforcing the rules, huh?

How do you kill a dead person?

my bad, good catch

just4kickz · 08-19-2006, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bmwexecutive

In no way is Samuel L. Jackson a bad actor. He's actually a very good actor, although he can try and act too badass sometimes. I guess that's just the image he made for himself.

lol... everytime samuel jackson acts serious i laugh... his voice... has that kinda weird flow... but yes hes a badass... and i like some of his movies... just not this one.

NaTuReB0Y · 08-19-2006, 03:47 PM

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is a

Yes..........he is!

RGRAY · 08-19-2006, 04:02 PM

This is what my wife found in the laundry room last week.

6 foot long blacksnake skin.

My wife said to tell you it was a 9 foot pool table.

Jay_328 · 08-19-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RGRAY

This is what my wife found in the laundry room last week.

6 foot long blacksnake skin.

My wife said to tell you it was a 9 foot pool table.

I HATE snakes! She would be on laundry duty for life! Or at least until we moved.

Ascension · 08-19-2006, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bmwexecutive

It was actually pretty good. Although the audience in my theater was WAY to raoudy (or however you spell it). They were laughing and shouting all the way through. But anyway, the absolute hands down funniest part was when the so-called gay flight attendant stepped on one of the snakes, picked it up from its tale and threw it in the microwave and set it for 5 minutes. Then he was yelling at the microwave and pointing at the snake and was like "WHO's YO DADDY NOW BITCH!!!!!!!" and then the snake imploded. OMG! I almost shit my pants that part was so funny.

Anyway, go see it. Just don't get stuck in a theater with 500 crazy teenagers that stand up, start waving their hands and start yelling when Samuel L. Jackson says his famous line "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!" They were like "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!! FUCK YEAH MAN!!!!"

Oh, and there was some nudity too. Two people went to have sex in the airplane bathroom and they took out the smoke detector so they could smoke and wouldn't you know it, the snake came down and bit out their eyeballs.

Didn't see it yet, but does this whole movie take place on a plane? Reminds me of Phone Boothe with Colin Farrell where the entire film basically takes place in a phone boothe

Does anyone have a bootleg copy I can borrow. I'll wait until it comes out on DVD, probably before Christmas

bmwexecutive · 08-19-2006, 06:09 PM

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I HATE snakes! She would be on laundry duty for life! Or at least until we moved.

Just buy a microwave and throw them in when you see one.

Or get that flame thrower thing Sam had in the movie and burn em to death without the microwave.

Or buy a spear gun and shoot the bitch when he surfaces. But don't miss.

Or go out and buy a snow shoe with spikes on the bottom and perform a riverdance on it's head.

Or....

Jay_328 · 08-19-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bmwexecutive

Just buy a microwave and throw them in when you see one.

Or get that flame thrower thing Sam had in the movie and burn em to death without the microwave.

Or buy a spear gun and shoot the bitch when he surfaces. But don't miss.

Or go out and buy a snow shoe with spikes on the bottom and perform a riverdance on it's head.

Or....

JUST RELOCATE

just4kickz · 08-19-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bmwexecutive

Just buy a microwave and throw them in when you see one.

Or get that flame thrower thing Sam had in the movie and burn em to death without the microwave.

Or buy a spear gun and shoot the bitch when he surfaces. But don't miss.

Or go out and buy a snow shoe with spikes on the bottom and perform a riverdance on it's head.

Or....

you for the tazer

bmwexecutive · 08-19-2006, 08:56 PM

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you for the tazer

Oh yeah, haha. That was pretty funny. Although a tazer ain't going to last more than 10 or so shots on it's 9V battery. And there was over 500 snakes on that plane. Opening some windows was the best solution.

just4kickz · 08-19-2006, 10:27 PM

wow... i suck at typing today... musta slipped my mind... forgot to write "FORGOT" lols

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bmwexecutive Banned 247 Rep 2,453 Posts Drives: 2006 330i Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: East Coast iTrader: (4)	I saw Snakes on a Plane tonight It was actually pretty good. Although the audience in my theater was WAY to raoudy (or however you spell it). They were laughing and shouting all the way through. But anyway, the absolute hands down funniest part was when the so-called gay flight attendant stepped on one of the snakes, picked it up from its tale and threw it in the microwave and set it for 5 minutes. Then he was yelling at the microwave and pointing at the snake and was like "WHO's YO DADDY NOW BITCH!!!!!!!" and then the snake imploded. OMG! I almost shit my pants that part was so funny. Anyway, go see it. Just don't get stuck in a theater with 500 crazy teenagers that stand up, start waving their hands and start yelling when Samuel L. Jackson says his famous line "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!" They were like "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!! FUCK YEAH MAN!!!!" Oh, and there was some nudity too. Two people went to have sex in the airplane bathroom and they took out the smoke detector so they could smoke and wouldn't you know it, the snake came down and bit out their eyeballs.
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