[bubbletea 4 me]

I just found this in my email box from a loooooong time ago so sorry if it's a repost, but still worth sharing. funny and true !!

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, Beer and Pussy...

A beer is always wet.

A pussy needs encouragement.

Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.

A pussy tastes better served hot.

Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.

Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.

Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.

Pussy does not.

advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.

Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.

A pussy is a box you can come in.

Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.

Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.

Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.

If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.

Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.

6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.

Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.

Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.

Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.

You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.

Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.

If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.

Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.

Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.

Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God.

Beer can make you see the porcelain god.

Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.

If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.

Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.

Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.

Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.

If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.

Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.

If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.

Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.

Advantage: Beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.

Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.

Advantage: Beer.

The government taxes beer.

Advantage: Pussy.

[Heinzftw]

WIN

[klipseracer]

I think pussy won. You might want to add this one:


Pussy is attached to the rest of 'it'.

Beer is attached to your hand.

Advantage: Beer

[CollinsE90]