SERIOUSLY, What the hell is this?

jkwhat · 05-06-2010, 02:18 AM

Ok so I'm eating my favorite brand of chips, Doritos: Cool Ranch. I'm chilling while doing my homework and I feel something that does NOT feel like a chip. I look down and I find this thing in the bag. Legit looks like a joint. Do I eat it?

Sue Doritos option is changed to "Smoke it"

Dan in PA · 05-06-2010, 02:24 AM

Eat it. It's just rolled up chip batter that got caught in the machine.

Or a dessicated human finger. Either way, harmless.

ghosthi32 · 05-06-2010, 02:39 AM

smoke it

MCMLXXXIX · 05-06-2010, 02:45 AM

definitely eat it

armorrig · 05-06-2010, 02:49 AM

Eat it man. Let us know how it tastes.

Kensta335 · 05-06-2010, 02:52 AM

piitb

Dan in PA · 05-06-2010, 02:58 AM

timestamped pic of you eating it or ban

ililillilillilil · 05-06-2010, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan in PA

Eat it. It's just rolled up chip batter that got caught in the machine.

Or a dessicated human finger. Either way, harmless.

thats exactly what it is. sometimes the whole bag is one lump

you have the munchies that badly, you are actually considering eating this?

Mike@F1 Autohaüs · 05-06-2010, 03:44 AM

eBay it

kaykay · 05-06-2010, 03:53 AM

Smoke it!

JayKay335i · 05-06-2010, 04:20 AM

Its a sign. Get out of the country. Fatty.

lux.sh · 05-06-2010, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Eat it.
Smoke it.
Ebay it.

Brey335i · 05-06-2010, 06:31 AM

Eat it. Then post pictures of you eating it.... then let us know

Spool · 05-06-2010, 08:04 AM

shove it deep in your rectum and sing the national anthem...greatest country in the world we live in

Verbiage · 05-06-2010, 08:43 AM

It looks like photoshop.

hhkim · 05-06-2010, 11:23 AM

ebay that shit, someone will buy it

Verbiage · 05-06-2010, 11:26 AM

It actually looks like yellow doo-doo.

BTW, I'm pretty sure the OP has already eaten it by now

Hawkeye · 05-06-2010, 12:00 PM

I'd eat it for sure.

Feyd · 05-06-2010, 12:16 PM

I bet it would taste good. Looks like concentrated flavoring!

Blake · 05-06-2010, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feyd

I bet it would taste good. Looks like concentrated flavoring!

that's exactly what i was thinking

Verbiage · 05-06-2010, 01:28 PM

You guys are fucking weird.

RambleJ · 05-06-2010, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feyd

I bet it would taste good. Looks like concentrated flavoring!

My thoughts exactly! I bet that is bombness! I love it when I find those little concentrated nugs in a bag!

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05-06-2010, 02:24 AM	#2
Dan in PA Captain 93 Rep 729 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i [0.00]	Eat it. It's just rolled up chip batter that got caught in the machine. Or a dessicated human finger. Either way, harmless. __________________ 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i\|DCT\|M-Sport\|iDrive\|Premium Sound\|Heated Seats\|Comfort Access\|PDC\|Deep Sea Blue\|Cream [At the port of exit awaiting a shipping vessel since 8/17/12]
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05-06-2010, 02:39 AM	#3
ghosthi32 Banned 39 Rep 2,504 Posts Drives: Water camel Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: strait of hormuz iTrader: (0)	smoke it
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05-06-2010, 02:45 AM	#4
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05-06-2010, 02:49 AM	#5
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05-06-2010, 02:52 AM	#6
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05-06-2010, 02:58 AM	#7
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05-06-2010, 03:44 AM	#9
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05-06-2010, 04:20 AM	#11
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05-06-2010, 06:31 AM	#13
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05-06-2010, 08:04 AM	#14
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05-06-2010, 08:43 AM	#15
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3637 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	It looks like photoshop. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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05-06-2010, 11:23 AM	#16
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05-06-2010, 11:26 AM	#17
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3637 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	It actually looks like yellow doo-doo. BTW, I'm pretty sure the OP has already eaten it by now __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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05-06-2010, 12:00 PM	#18
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05-06-2010, 12:16 PM	#19
Feyd Major 366 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	I bet it would taste good. Looks like concentrated flavoring!
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05-06-2010, 01:28 PM	#21
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3637 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	You guys are fucking weird. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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