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| 05-24-2010, 11:59 PM | #1 |
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The most interesting man in the world
Let's get this started. Sorry if topic is Germans.
these aren't mine, but I like them: "He once got pulled over for speeding. The cop ended up with the ticket." "He went to a psychic once...to warn her"
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| 05-25-2010, 12:11 AM | #4 |
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please refer to chuck norris jokes...almost the same or a ripoff of it.
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...t=chuck+norris |
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| 05-25-2010, 12:17 AM | #6 |
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"He once had an awkward moment... just to see how it feels."
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| 05-25-2010, 12:29 AM | #8 |
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he once challenged his reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won.
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| 05-25-2010, 01:27 AM | #12 |
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he understands the halo 3 ranking system
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| 05-25-2010, 01:31 AM | #14 |
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Thought of this right away
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| 05-25-2010, 01:36 AM | #15 | |
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| 05-25-2010, 08:31 AM | #16 |
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his mother has a tattoo that says "son"
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| 05-25-2010, 08:50 AM | #17 |
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He strangely resembles the saints - or they he.
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| 05-25-2010, 12:23 PM | #18 |
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Some new commercials coming out (some are already out.)
A few quotes from some of them: "Sharks have a week dedicated to him....." "The Most Interesting Man on "Lady Luck": Beware of a woman who only shows up when you are winning...." "The Most Interesting Man on "Manscaping": I have no idea what this is..." "The Most Interesting Man on "Social Networking": There is a place you can go to meet new people......... it's called a bar!" "The Most Interesting Man on "Drink Umbrellas": Unless your drink is expecting rain, you should probably reconsider....."
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| 05-25-2010, 10:13 PM | #19 |
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On rollerblading: NO.
 His personality is so magnetic he can't carry a credit card.
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