one for you bmw nuts

Snakeii · 12-14-2006, 09:09 PM

today when going down a very nice long stretch of road near me i saw the manager of my local porche garage in his carrera 4s, now me being me a cheeky 18yr old i beeped my horn 2x and waited for a reply, to my astonishment he replyd. 3 horn beeps and we started

, i know this guy can handel cars because ive raced him in karts before. we started at 40 mph and he was infront of me untill 60 but from there on the 330i i was driving absaloutly enialated the porche, i couldnt belive it neather could he we had a chat afterwords and he was going all the way through the revrange to try and keep up but he couldnt, who said porches were fast?? not me anymore

bmw 1 : porche 0

kingbriani · 12-14-2006, 09:11 PM

that gave me a good laugh. Thanks!

Snakeii · 12-14-2006, 09:14 PM

ive always thought porches were quite quick, except the boxer cause thats crap, but this made my day and no bullshitting he got owned hard, we did race a bit later and he was in a cayane S (twin turbo nutter) and enialated me

oneshare325 · 12-14-2006, 09:15 PM

Good one...Kinda like that time my 3 beat an enzo!! Smoked him!

Norsk · 12-14-2006, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Snakeii

today when going down a very nice long stretch of road near me i saw the manager of my local porche garage in his carrera 4s, now me being me a cheeky 18yr old i beeped my horn 2x and waited for a reply, to my astonishment he replyd. 3 horn beeps and we started

, i know this guy can handel cars because ive raced him in karts before. we started at 40 mph and he was infront of me untill 60 but from there on the 330i i was driving absaloutly enialated the porche, i couldnt belive it neather could he we had a chat afterwords and he was going all the way through the revrange to try and keep up but he couldnt, who said porches were fast?? not me anymore

bmw 1 : porche 0

a Carrera 4S on top of it

... Model year 1992?

If this did happen; here is what your score would be:

BMW Driver: 1 vs Porsche driver: <0 = Sucky driver.

Wow, your car is already fixed?

I read, that you hit the curb and your car was on the verge of being totaled!

Snakeii · 12-14-2006, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Norsk

a Carrera 4S on top of it

... Model year 1992?

If this did happen; here is what your score would be:

BMW Driver: 1 vs Porsche driver: <0 = Sucky driver.

Wow, your car is already fixed?

I read, that you hit the curb and your car was on the verge of being totaled!

the car is totald i gots me a new one

, tbh idk wt happend the carera has more power and is lighter i geuss it was my lucky day, nd he isnt a bad driver he is quite good

Norsk · 12-14-2006, 09:27 PM

Congrats on your lucky day

Wow, that was fast on your new car ... lucky you

So, any pics of your wreck? & of your new ride?

Brunotheboxer · 12-14-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Snakeii

today when going down a very nice long stretch of road near me i saw the manager of my local porche garage in his carrera 4s, now me being me a cheeky 18yr old i beeped my horn 2x and waited for a reply, to my astonishment he replyd. 3 horn beeps and we started

, i know this guy can handel cars because ive raced him in karts before. we started at 40 mph and he was infront of me untill 60 but from there on the 330i i was driving absaloutly enialated the porche, i couldnt belive it neather could he we had a chat afterwords and he was going all the way through the revrange to try and keep up but he couldnt, who said porches were fast?? not me anymore

bmw 1 : porche 0

are you serious.

krazykanuck · 12-14-2006, 09:29 PM

The fact that your 330i beat a Carrera 4s notwithstanding, you still can't spell Porsche, or Boxster.

But unless it was an old Carrera or he's a bad driver, I call

canucklion · 12-14-2006, 09:48 PM

dude, I love my car to death, but I know that it can't beat a Carrera 4S (unless the 4S was like the Flintstone car, i.e. no engine, powered by feet)

FirstClass · 12-14-2006, 09:51 PM

Porsche is 355hp 0-60 in 4.6, the BMW is 255hp 0-60 in high 5s I think? Right.

HarjotM · 12-14-2006, 09:57 PM

will a 335i be able to give 4S a run for its money?

FirstClass · 12-14-2006, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by HarjotM

will a 335i be able to give 4S a run for its money?

It would be interesting but I think the Porsche would still win since it would decimate the 335i on the launch. (AWD + lighter + way bigger rubber) Plus the Porsche will go 29 MPH faster at the top. Porsche is more aerodynamic I would assume but it also has more drivetrain loss.

HarjotM · 12-14-2006, 10:08 PM

So in other words, it would be an interesting race

335i should be able to run with Cayman S and Bosxter S (both 295bhp) , right?

sstarch1 · 12-14-2006, 10:46 PM

He said it was from a 40mph start. That should giv the advantage to the 335i.

12-14-2006, 09:09 PM	#1
Snakeii Private First Class 11 Rep 191 Posts Drives: 330iSE E90 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Swindon, England iTrader: (0)	one for you bmw nuts today when going down a very nice long stretch of road near me i saw the manager of my local porche garage in his carrera 4s, now me being me a cheeky 18yr old i beeped my horn 2x and waited for a reply, to my astonishment he replyd. 3 horn beeps and we started , i know this guy can handel cars because ive raced him in karts before. we started at 40 mph and he was infront of me untill 60 but from there on the 330i i was driving absaloutly enialated the porche, i couldnt belive it neather could he we had a chat afterwords and he was going all the way through the revrange to try and keep up but he couldnt, who said porches were fast?? not me anymore bmw 1 : porche 0 __________________ http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/7735/pic2wi3.jpg]
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Snakeii Private First Class 11 Rep 191 Posts Drives: 330iSE E90 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Swindon, England iTrader: (0)	ive always thought porches were quite quick, except the boxer cause thats crap, but this made my day and no bullshitting he got owned hard, we did race a bit later and he was in a cayane S (twin turbo nutter) and enialated me __________________ http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/7735/pic2wi3.jpg]
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oneshare325 Brigadier General 204 Rep 4,178 Posts Drives: E90 325i, E82 135i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Arlington, VA iTrader: (11) Garage List 2018 BMW M3 [0.00] 2006 325i [0.00]	Good one...Kinda like that time my 3 beat an enzo!! Smoked him!
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Norsk Major 42 Rep 1,096 Posts Drives: F10 535i Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	Congrats on your lucky day Wow, that was fast on your new car ... lucky you So, any pics of your wreck? & of your new ride?
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krazykanuck Second Lieutenant 6 Rep 275 Posts Drives: 2004 IS300 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2004 IS300 [0.00] 2004 IS300 [0.00]	The fact that your 330i beat a Carrera 4s notwithstanding, you still can't spell Porsche, or Boxster. But unless it was an old Carrera or he's a bad driver, I call
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canucklion pull my finger to get your kinder® surprise 150 Rep 10,455 Posts Drives: circles around you Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Toronto, Canada iTrader: (9)	dude, I love my car to death, but I know that it can't beat a Carrera 4S (unless the 4S was like the Flintstone car, i.e. no engine, powered by feet) __________________
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HarjotM Test Pilot :) 28 Rep 210 Posts Drives: e92 335i Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Calgary iTrader: (0)	will a 335i be able to give 4S a run for its money? __________________ On the way: Saphire Black 335i / Coral Red leather Interior / Aluminum Trim / 6 Speed paddle shifters / Active Steer / Logic 7 Sound system / Sports Package/Premium Package / Navigation / Comfort Access / Bluetooth & BMW Assist / Factory Alarm / 3M protection full facial hood protection With Me: '05 325i Silver Grey with black leather, 5spd Tiptronic , sports package and premium package '98 Civic EX sedan Dark Green, 4spd auto Departed: '02 Boxster 'S' Silver with Red leather int, 6spd
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HarjotM Test Pilot :) 28 Rep 210 Posts Drives: e92 335i Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Calgary iTrader: (0)	So in other words, it would be an interesting race 335i should be able to run with Cayman S and Bosxter S (both 295bhp) , right? __________________ On the way: Saphire Black 335i / Coral Red leather Interior / Aluminum Trim / 6 Speed paddle shifters / Active Steer / Logic 7 Sound system / Sports Package/Premium Package / Navigation / Comfort Access / Bluetooth & BMW Assist / Factory Alarm / 3M protection full facial hood protection With Me: '05 325i Silver Grey with black leather, 5spd Tiptronic , sports package and premium package '98 Civic EX sedan Dark Green, 4spd auto Departed: '02 Boxster 'S' Silver with Red leather int, 6spd
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