My New Doctor

Tondtar · 11-06-2010, 06:22 PM

I went to my doctor's office the other day for my yearly physical and found out that he has retired and has sold his practice to a young female - A drop-dead gorgeous, busty blond lady doctor to be exact!

She said that she is taking care of all his patients unless the patient has an objection to it. Not yours truly, by any slight of hesitance ...but I was a bit embarrassed about getting naked in front of such a gorgeous creature all of a sudden. She saw my hesitation and shyness and said, "I know what's on your mind. I don't blame you but don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. I can guarantee it."

She then continued, "So...Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ."

Feeling all at ease now, I said, "I am really sorry to be so frank but there is no other way of saying this ...Errrrrr.....I think my pecker tastes funny..."

Brosef · 11-07-2010, 04:26 PM

haha, awesome.

pmeloche · 11-07-2010, 06:26 PM

And how would he know that?

M3LISSA · 11-08-2010, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

And how would he know that?

lolol

Bobble · 11-15-2010, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

And how would he know that?

Double jointed? Works in a circus as a contortionist? But the question that begs answering did it work or did she just laugh?

Tortfeasor 335xi · 11-18-2010, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobble

Double jointed? Works in a circus as a contortionist? But the question that begs answering did it work or did she just laugh?

She responded by saying: "Why? Is your mom complaining?"

jsmit4214 · 11-18-2010, 12:45 AM

you know the rule: pics or ban!!!

11-06-2010, 06:22 PM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1141 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	My New Doctor I went to my doctor's office the other day for my yearly physical and found out that he has retired and has sold his practice to a young female - A drop-dead gorgeous, busty blond lady doctor to be exact! She said that she is taking care of all his patients unless the patient has an objection to it. Not yours truly, by any slight of hesitance ...but I was a bit embarrassed about getting naked in front of such a gorgeous creature all of a sudden. She saw my hesitation and shyness and said, "I know what's on your mind. I don't blame you but don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. I can guarantee it." She then continued, "So...Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ." Feeling all at ease now, I said, "I am really sorry to be so frank but there is no other way of saying this ...Errrrrr.....I think my pecker tastes funny..."
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jsmit4214 Enlisted Member 0 Rep 33 Posts Drives: e90 328i Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: miami iTrader: (0)	you know the rule: pics or ban!!!
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