This is a stupid thread about cars and women

jlspeed29 · 02-22-2011, 01:37 PM

This is my women and cars analogy .. (cant believe im actually going to post this..but here goes)
A BMW is like having a very beautiful, loving wife, with a great personality, she may not have all the looks or bells or whistles but she makes you feel like no one else can (ie the ultimate driving machine)

A mercedez is like the Porn Star of women, luxury, high maintenance, probably has some plastic surgery done youd like to try it but dont really want to go home to it everyday...when you spot a MBZ you think " hmm..id liketo ride one of those one day" but you are still completely happy with your BMW at the end of the day

An Audi is kind of like a European supermodel, very sexy, nice to look at and also high maintenance, but still lacking something, call it soul, call it sustenance..idk..bwahaha

Like this thread? think im an idiot?
Its amazing what sitting in traffic on the 405 will do to a mans brain

Got an analogy? Post it!

CollinsE90 · 02-22-2011, 01:45 PM

women are like condoms, they stay in your wallet more than they do on you

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-22-2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

women are like condoms, they stay in your wallet more than they do on your dick

Fixed. I expect better from you...

CollinsE90 · 02-22-2011, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

Fixed. I expect better from you...

I would assume if a girl is "on you", she is on your dick. I dont know what kind of activities you partake in, but I like to keep it simple.

jlspeed29 · 02-22-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

women are like condoms, they stay in your wallet more than they do on you

Whats a condom?

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-22-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I would assume if a girl is "on you", she is on your dick. I dont know what kind of activities you partake in, but I like to keep it simple.

The receptive penile-vaginal insertion activity is high on my priority list, but so is completing a sentence.

CollinsE90 · 02-22-2011, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jlspeed29

Whats a condom?

difference between a new BMW, and 18 years of child support

jlspeed29 · 02-22-2011, 01:57 PM

Blake · 02-22-2011, 01:59 PM

bmw = hooker that you beat and leave at a truck stop
benz = aging cougar
audi = librarian

Sara · 02-22-2011, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

difference between a new BMW, and 18 years of child support

lmao

CollinsE90 · 02-22-2011, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

The receptive penile-vaginal insertion activity is high on my priority list, but so is completing a sentence.

Where else would you put a condom, that is finishing a sentence.

Verbiage · 02-22-2011, 02:00 PM

BMW: my dick
Benz: my balls
Audi: my dick

ragingclue · 02-22-2011, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

BMW: my dick
Benz: my balls
Audi: my dick

WTF are you saying here? Is this a riddle? Is the answer "all of them are small"?

NYCGP · 02-22-2011, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

BMW: my dick
Benz: my balls
Audi: my vagina

Dackz · 02-22-2011, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

difference between a new BMW, and 18 years of child support

TRUTH. ME, MYSELF and I FTW!!

Verbiage · 02-22-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

WTF are you saying here? Is this a riddle? Is the answer "all of them are small"?

House real big, car real big, dick real big, everaythang real beeg.

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

LOL.

Freakazoid · 02-22-2011, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

WTF are you saying here? Is this a riddle? Is the answer "all of them are small"?

lmfao, thank you for the lol

ragingclue · 02-22-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

House real big, car real big, dick real big, everaythang real beeg.

LOL.

How can both the BMW and the Audi be your dick? I could see if you had two options listed as a ball each, but either you have two dicks, or you're saying that BMW and Audi are identical...

Verbiage · 02-22-2011, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

How can both the BMW and the Audi be your dick? I could see if you had two options listed as a ball each, but either you have two dicks, or you're saying that BMW and Audi are identical...

Ragingclue, there is too much thought going on.

I simply added a dumb post to the thread LOL. If the other two options were one ball each, it wouldn't be as funnay. But I'll do it over for you:

BMW: My dick
Benz: My balls
Audi: Borat's dick

Freakazoid · 02-22-2011, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

How can both the BMW and the Audi be your dick? I could see if you had two options listed as a ball each, but either you have two dicks, or you're saying that BMW and Audi are identical...

you're thinking too much into it mate. pointless post, I don't think he was literally comparing it to his dick

Verbiage · 02-22-2011, 02:14 PM

I apologize for my stupid post.

But BMW still = my dick.

ragingclue · 02-22-2011, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Ragingclue, there is too much thought going on.

I simply added a dumb post to the thread LOL. If the other two options were one ball each, it wouldn't be as funnay. But I'll do it over for you:

BMW: My dick
Benz: My balls
Audi: Borat's dick

Nah, not overthinking. Good think I don't take a visual approach to interpreting analogies though. Shit, that would suck.

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Originally Posted by Freakazoid

you're thinking too much into it mate. pointless post, I don't think he was literally comparing it to his dick

Nope, not thinking at all.

02-22-2011, 01:37 PM	#1
jlspeed29 Major 510 Rep 1,389 Posts Drives: F80 SO ZCP CCB Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere along PCH... iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 335 coupe [8.00]	This is a stupid thread about cars and women This is my women and cars analogy .. (cant believe im actually going to post this..but here goes) A BMW is like having a very beautiful, loving wife, with a great personality, she may not have all the looks or bells or whistles but she makes you feel like no one else can (ie the ultimate driving machine) A mercedez is like the Porn Star of women, luxury, high maintenance, probably has some plastic surgery done youd like to try it but dont really want to go home to it everyday...when you spot a MBZ you think " hmm..id liketo ride one of those one day" but you are still completely happy with your BMW at the end of the day An Audi is kind of like a European supermodel, very sexy, nice to look at and also high maintenance, but still lacking something, call it soul, call it sustenance..idk..bwahaha Like this thread? think im an idiot? Its amazing what sitting in traffic on the 405 will do to a mans brain Got an analogy? Post it! __________________ A fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar
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Blake Banned 795 Rep 4,647 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	bmw = hooker that you beat and leave at a truck stop benz = aging cougar audi = librarian
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3631 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	BMW: my dick Benz: my balls Audi: my dick __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3631 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I apologize for my stupid post. But BMW still = my dick. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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