[dragon1761]

So I just recently moved. My family has been having problem with the neighbor. He basically lets his dog loose without a leesh or supervision in front of our yard at 12am so they could take care of their business on our yard. We have confronted our neighbor about the situation because one of them almost attacked my dad and he ran into the house. They basically told us to call the cops if that happens. Again few weeks later the dogs are loose again after the dog was done crapping on my yard which I saw the owner came out of their house not to clean up the mess but to see if the dogs were done. I was still in my house and asked the owner if that was his dog which obviously was and he ignored me nd walked back to his house. What can I do legally from this point on. Please helpwith legal advice thanks

[Blake]

pour antifreeze in his front yard

[Comet]

next time, film the whole thing, call the cops
and then pour antifreeze in his front yard

[Vanity]

You have fking retarded neighbors.

[Comet]

also you could kick his dog for trespassing

[Gregxi]

Let the dog shit in your yard, after your neighbor goes back to bed go out scoop it up and put it on his car, front doorstep,mailbox,windows etc.

[Comet]

1- dog poops
2- kick dog in nuts
3- scoop dog shit and place it in paper bags
4- anti-freeze his lawn
5- set dog shit bag on fire on the front door
6- ring the doorbell
7- ???
8- Profit

[Quick6EF]

You should be researching new places to live

[Gravy]

1-Open browser
2-Go to craigslist
3-Buy a few antipersonell landmines
4-Buy a sign that says
WARNING

Landmines

Keep out

Poop at Own Risk

5-See if he ignores the sign(owner not the dog, lulz)
6-If pooping continues, Place land mines
7-Get a lawyer
8-If the dog does not weigh enough to trip landmine, Invite Neihbor over to "check out the diamond ring that is in the dogs shit" (lie about diamond ring)
9-Leave on vacation as if nothing happed.
10-Return, Enjoy a bloodstained, cratered, and poopless lawn.

GL

[bolinp78]

I think the only logical thing to do at this point is pour antifreeze on his front yard

[NYCGP]

Step 1: Buy a burrito
Step 2: Eat said burrito for dinner
Step 3: Go to sleep
Step 4: Wake up
Step 5: Drink an extremely large cup of coffee
Step 6: Get the paper
Step 7: Read paper while shitting on your neighbors lawn

[jpsum]

get Liquid Fence



http://www.liquidfence.com/dog-cat-repellents.html

And you can also call animal control (usually part of the police department) in your town and talk to them. They will tell you what to do.

[texasmojo]

You need paintball gun.

[ragingclue]

Take a nice steamy poo on his windshield.

[BTM]

has daughter? bang her

[Grail05]

Bro im in LA pm me your address ill come at 12am dont worry you wont know any of this...

[TMNT]

Originally Posted by Sean05

Bro im in LA pm me your address ill come at 12am dont worry you wont know any of this...

^LOL

OP, just call animal control and inform them of your situation and they'll tell you what to do as someone else mentioned.

[JayKay335i]

Squat on his steps and take a dookie.

[infinitekidM2C]

Besides all of the defecation advice..which is great advice btw...i suggest a nice warning shot once the pooch is on your lawn.

[Kroy]

dog on your property? no problem. take it and dump it in a shelter! if the dog attacks you on your property, time to call the cops. last dog i heard to have attacked a human, didn't live very long afterwards.


btw, did you do something to royally piss off your neighbor? or are they natural douches?

[CollinsE90]

[KGB7]

Call animal control every single time the dogs takes a dump on your front lawn.