Assh*les.

eamon · 10-24-2011, 01:43 AM

So today I met an asshole. Have you ever met an asshole?

He drove a 200X beat down boxster. He tried to run my girlfriend down the road going about 100. Flip him the bird and we pull up next to him at the light unwillingly.
So this asshole, let me tell you what he does, he goes pauses for a minute, and just before the light turns green, he shouts over his shoulder in his thick hick accent, "that's a good way to get a bullet in your head"
In complete disbelief I start was waving to the guy to go to the parking lot while shouting "sorry you couldn't afford a real porsche, asshole" I didn't mean anything to the poor porsche, but was intrigued by this poor man's attitude. So of course this guys goes on to floor it hitting 60mph in a road blistering 7 seconds... Maybe the guy had a lot on his mind, but who the hell did this guy think he was
This 50 year old asshole...
Anyone know any assholes?
End rant

oneintheory · 10-24-2011, 01:47 AM

we all know assholes.

oneintheory · 10-24-2011, 01:48 AM

<-----asshole.

Vanity · 10-24-2011, 01:49 AM

Assholes like that are everywhere today!

I was pulled up at a stop sign in a deserted neighbourhood intersection today. I'm literally stopped for like no more than a couple seconds and this middle-aged housewife pulls up behind me in her (what i thought) husband's corvette and just blares the horn at me for a good while. Wow, the times I wish I had an aluminum baseball bat in my passenger seat.

eamon · 10-24-2011, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanity

Assholes like that are everywhere today!

I was pulled up at a stop sign in a deserted neighbourhood intersection today. I'm literally stopped for like no more than a couple seconds and this middle-aged housewife pulls up behind me in her (what i thought) husband's corvette and just blares the horn at me for a good while. Wow, the times I wish I had an aluminum baseball bat in my passenger seat.

I feel ya
I have a pro-baseball bat at all times in my back seat
Remember when a cop pulled me over recently
Cop: Where's your glove to go with the bat
Me: I don't play baseball
Cop: Then why do you have a bat
Me: Just in case
He was chill

Vanity · 10-24-2011, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eamon

I feel ya
I have a pro-baseball bat at all times in my back seat
Remember when a cop pulled me over recently
Cop: Where's your glove to go with the bat
Me: I don't play baseball
Cop: Then why do you have a bat
Me: Just in case
He was chill

I was actually looking at some of the aluminum bats in the sports store. They're all too light... suggestions?

eisenb11 · 10-24-2011, 02:39 AM

I was at a red light trying to make a right on red and there was a ton of incoming traffic. Some guy behind me who can't see shit from behind me and the 3 other lanes of backed up traffic to the left of us starts blaring his horn at me. It's ok, though, because I wasn't in a hurry so I decided at that moment that maybe it would be "safer" to turn if I just waited for the light to turn green.

Problem with these assholes is that some people reflectively step on the gas when they're stopped and someone honks. I've seen a lot of near misses because of this behavior.

qclik · 10-24-2011, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanity

Quote:

Originally Posted by eamon

I feel ya
I have a pro-baseball bat at all times in my back seat
Remember when a cop pulled me over recently
Cop: Where's your glove to go with the bat
Me: I don't play baseball
Cop: Then why do you have a bat
Me: Just in case
He was chill

I was actually looking at some of the aluminum bats in the sports store. They're all too light... suggestions?

I have a ASP expandable baton, that i always put inside the arm rest box. Fit perfectly, much more easy to use in combat than a bat and strong as hell.

samchoi604 · 10-24-2011, 05:46 AM

there's a crap load of idiots on the road, many of them with anger issues. I have encountered so many I don't even care anymore. With enough years of driving you simply won't care or react to them anymore..

c0nstant · 10-24-2011, 07:26 AM

what an odd way to format your post

NYCGP · 10-24-2011, 08:32 AM

...texas.

pimp4cheddar · 10-24-2011, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qclik

I have a ASP expandable baton, that i always put inside the arm rest box. Fit perfectly, much more easy to use in combat than a bat and strong as hell.

^^^

I keep this bitch in the side panel of my door:

http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/S...n-p-17878.html

I use the 26inch version. I want to make sure if I pull that badboy out...I hit something (over and over again).

If you think that fry cook in McDonalds did work with the leadpipe...run up on me at a stoplight when I'm with my wife...no bueno...

pimp4cheddar · 10-24-2011, 10:16 AM

OP:

I'm glad nothing else escalated from it.

I remember I was living in West Palm Beach a few years back with my wife in the car with me when we stopped at a stoplight.

Next lane over a car stopped and another car stopped behind him. The guy in the back got out of the car at the light and walked up and started screaming at the guy in from of him.

The guy in the car remained real calm as if he didn't know what happened.

All of a sudden - MMA on payperview. The guy just starts punching the shit outta the guy in the car as he just sits there and takes the blows.

After a few punches he walks back over to his car to wait for the light to turn green.

...most random shit I've ever seen on the road...

CollinsE90 · 10-24-2011, 01:24 PM

OP are you 14? Is this the first time you've been out of the house and your "girlfriend" is code for mom?

I'm still trying to decipher what a 200x Boxster is.

eamon · 10-24-2011, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

OP are you 14? Is this the first time you've been out of the house and your "girlfriend" is code for mom?

I'm still trying to decipher what a 200x Boxster is.

Glad to see your still on the forums. Always had a good laugh with your posts on the pic thread till some people made you call quits.

No, your close, I'm 17. And no this isn't the first time

We always see road rage on a daily basis, just wanted to share experiences on the OT section, and if you don't think its a little our of the ordinary to have someone imply they'll put a bullet in your head, then..

I was kindda hoping this guy would follow me into that empty lot.
I meant an old 2002 or so boxster, apologies for the confusion.

Pimp4cheddar
Crazy to see people just take a beating like that..
Poor guy.

CollinsE90 · 10-24-2011, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eamon

Glad to see your still on the forums. Always had a good laugh with your posts on the pic thread till some people made you call quits.

No, your close, I'm 17. And no this isn't the first time

We always see road rage on a daily basis, just wanted to share experiences on the OT section, and if you don't think its a little our of the ordinary to have someone imply they'll put a bullet in your head, then..

I was kindda hoping this guy would follow me into that empty lot.
I meant an old 2002 or so boxster, apologies for the confusion.

Pimp4cheddar
Crazy to see people just take a beating like that..
Poor guy.

Guy insinuates you could be killed for making an obscene genture, and your first reaction is to invite him to an EMPTY parking lot?

Think about that.

AU335i · 10-24-2011, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eamon

I feel ya
I have a pro-baseball bat at all times in my back seat
Remember when a cop pulled me over recently
Cop: Where's your glove to go with the bat
Me: I don't play baseball
Cop: Then why do you have a bat
Me: Just in case
He was chill

that > your baseball bat....

it's not worth it to gamble... let the assholes have their brief moments of glory... karma will catch up to them...

edit: especially with your girlfriend in the car...

NYCGP · 10-24-2011, 01:57 PM

^^^That the Plaxico Burress special?

Bumer · 10-24-2011, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eamon

I feel ya
I have a pro-baseball bat at all times in my back seat
Remember when a cop pulled me over recently
Cop: Where's your glove to go with the bat
Me: I don't play baseball
Cop: Then why do you have a bat
Me: Just in case
He was chill

Just throw in pair of balls, so it looks like you do play.

Quote:

Originally Posted by qclik

I have a ASP expandable baton, that i always put inside the arm rest box. Fit perfectly, much more easy to use in combat than a bat and strong as hell.

Those things are pretty awesome, and much better than bats.

AU335i · 10-24-2011, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYCGP

^^^That the Plaxico Burress special?

what did you say... you sig had my attention for about 5 minutes

Gregxi · 10-24-2011, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYCGP

^^^That the Plaxico Burress special?

I just fapped to a Gif

NYCGP · 10-24-2011, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gregxi

I just fapped to a Gif

That's the future mother of my children you are pleasuring yourself to!!

10-24-2011, 01:43 AM	#1
eamon Captain 173 Rep 803 Posts Drives: 09 e92 335i, 2010 328i (sold) Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Dallas iTrader: (0)	*Asshles. So today I met an asshole. Have you ever met an asshole? He drove a 200X beat down boxster. He tried to run my girlfriend down the road going about 100. Flip him the bird and we pull up next to him at the light unwillingly. So this asshole, let me tell you what he does, he goes pauses for a minute, and just before the light turns green, he shouts over his shoulder in his thick hick accent, "that's a good way to get a bullet in your head" In complete disbelief I start was waving to the guy to go to the parking lot while shouting "sorry you couldn't afford a real porsche, asshole" I didn't mean anything to the poor porsche, but was intrigued by this poor man's attitude. So of course this guys goes on to floor it hitting 60mph in a road blistering 7 seconds... Maybe the guy had a lot on his mind, but who the hell did this guy think he was This 50 year old asshole... Anyone know any assholes? End rant __________________ black/black/black e92 loaded Instagram: _eamon_**
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Vanity Private First Class 275 Rep 123 Posts Drives: BMW E90 LCI Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: BC, Canada iTrader: (0)	Assholes like that are everywhere today! I was pulled up at a stop sign in a deserted neighbourhood intersection today. I'm literally stopped for like no more than a couple seconds and this middle-aged housewife pulls up behind me in her (what i thought) husband's corvette and just blares the horn at me for a good while. Wow, the times I wish I had an aluminum baseball bat in my passenger seat. __________________
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eisenb11 Major 53 Rep 1,153 Posts Drives: 2012 E92 M3 SSII Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Redondo Beach, CA, USA iTrader: (0)	I was at a red light trying to make a right on red and there was a ton of incoming traffic. Some guy behind me who can't see shit from behind me and the 3 other lanes of backed up traffic to the left of us starts blaring his horn at me. It's ok, though, because I wasn't in a hurry so I decided at that moment that maybe it would be "safer" to turn if I just waited for the light to turn green. Problem with these assholes is that some people reflectively step on the gas when they're stopped and someone honks. I've seen a lot of near misses because of this behavior.
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samchoi604 Colonel 64 Rep 2,334 Posts Drives: black on black Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Burnaby, BC iTrader: (3)	there's a crap load of idiots on the road, many of them with anger issues. I have encountered so many I don't even care anymore. With enough years of driving you simply won't care or react to them anymore..
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 255 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	...texas.
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pimp4cheddar El Capitán 532 Rep 2,652 Posts Drives: BSM X3M Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: USA iTrader: (25)	OP: I'm glad nothing else escalated from it. I remember I was living in West Palm Beach a few years back with my wife in the car with me when we stopped at a stoplight. Next lane over a car stopped and another car stopped behind him. The guy in the back got out of the car at the light and walked up and started screaming at the guy in from of him. The guy in the car remained real calm as if he didn't know what happened. All of a sudden - MMA on payperview. The guy just starts punching the shit outta the guy in the car as he just sits there and takes the blows. After a few punches he walks back over to his car to wait for the light to turn green. ...most random shit I've ever seen on the road...
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CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	OP are you 14? Is this the first time you've been out of the house and your "girlfriend" is code for mom? I'm still trying to decipher what a 200x Boxster is. __________________
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 255 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	^^^That the Plaxico Burress special? __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -André Gide
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