Best birthday present everrr

sasha1015 · 04-19-2013, 10:07 PM

Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

I know i would have appreciate it at that age just bc ppl are so horny then.

Rotorocious · 04-19-2013, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by sasha1015

Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

Kinda creepy

sasha1015 · 04-19-2013, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rotorocious

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Originally Posted by sasha1015

Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

Kinda creepy

Im really close with him...

techietaichi · 04-19-2013, 10:32 PM

Porn? Kinky.

catherineanh · 04-19-2013, 10:39 PM

Weird

3_runner · 04-19-2013, 10:40 PM

... Who pays for porn? Buy him a hooker.

Rotorocious · 04-19-2013, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sasha1015

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Originally Posted by Rotorocious

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Originally Posted by sasha1015

Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

Kinda creepy

Im really close with him...

Not helping.
Might as well get him a flesh light

EINSER M · 04-19-2013, 11:53 PM

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Not helping.
Might as well get him a flesh light

+1 on the fleshlight

PINeely · 04-20-2013, 12:14 AM

Porn? I love that stuff.

valentino501 · 04-20-2013, 12:19 AM

+1 for brazzers!

TK-421 · 04-20-2013, 12:46 AM

Fleshlight for sure. See if you can find out his favorite pornstar and if she has her own mold for it that you can get him.

TK-421 · 04-20-2013, 12:48 AM

Actually don't do that last part

UKBasketball · 04-20-2013, 12:52 AM

...its cheaper than Evil Angel

Nkc · 04-20-2013, 12:56 AM

+1 for Fleshlight and some lube....

who still pays for pron?

N55 · 04-20-2013, 01:10 AM

This is just a creepy idea overall.

Would you buy your sister/cousin a vibrator?

sasha1015 · 04-20-2013, 11:13 AM

Lmaooo flashlight is a little weird lol thats taking it a little too far...
And hes a guy why would i get him a vibrator? Lol

bosstones · 04-20-2013, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sasha1015

Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

I know i would have appreciate it at that age just bc ppl are so horny then.

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Originally Posted by Rotorocious

Kinda creepy

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Originally Posted by sasha1015

Im really close with him...

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Originally Posted by Rotorocious

Not helping.
Might as well get him a flesh light

I smell troll job. OP has 2 posts.

sasha1015 · 04-20-2013, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bosstones

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Originally Posted by sasha1015

Sooo... My younger cousin's birthday is coming up... So i had this brilliant idea that he would really appreciate a membership to brazzers for a year... What do u guys think?
Would that make me the best cousin ever?

I know i would have appreciate it at that age just bc ppl are so horny then.

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Originally Posted by Rotorocious

Kinda creepy

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Originally Posted by sasha1015

Im really close with him...

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Originally Posted by Rotorocious

Not helping.
Might as well get him a flesh light

I smell troll job. OP has 2 posts.

Im not a troll! I joined like 2 days ago lol

Bodie217 · 04-20-2013, 02:19 PM

When I turned 18 my friends all bought me a porn dvd. it was an awesome gift. at 18 i don't think you think of it as creepy. 21/22 is pushing it

sasha1015 · 04-20-2013, 02:20 PM

Yes! He is around that age... Not older than 18... So around that age is it the coolest gift ever lol

sasha1015 · 04-20-2013, 02:22 PM

Anything order then it would be extremely creepy

kingofthedemo · 04-20-2013, 05:28 PM

That is weird kind of gay/incestuous....

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sasha1015 Guest 21 Rep 15 Posts Drives: VW GLI Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	Lmaooo flashlight is a little weird lol thats taking it a little too far... And hes a guy why would i get him a vibrator? Lol
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sasha1015 Guest 21 Rep 15 Posts Drives: VW GLI Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	Yes! He is around that age... Not older than 18... So around that age is it the coolest gift ever lol
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sasha1015 Guest 21 Rep 15 Posts Drives: VW GLI Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	Anything order then it would be extremely creepy
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