Hell is ...

BudVlad · 09-17-2007, 02:37 PM

Hell is ...

Spool · 09-17-2007, 04:08 PM

??

SpecC · 09-17-2007, 08:39 PM

explain some of the stereotypes please! also you forgot to mention that there is no internet in hell

esbezee92 · 09-17-2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SpecC

explain some of the stereotypes please! also you forgot to mention that there is no internet in hell

actually there is an internet in hell, but everything is a repost by a noob

BudVlad · 09-18-2007, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

??

Isn’t this the lighter side?
Sorry I forgot that you guys are politically correct.

Big Windy · 10-21-2007, 07:31 AM

that was stupid. german polizei are sweet...they are never around. american cops suck because they are all on power trips.

hks786 · 10-21-2007, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by redmtclimber

that was stupid. german polizei are sweet...they are never around. american cops suck because they are all on power trips.

haha

that reminded me of the cop in Harold n Kumar for some reason. "What kind of a name is that anyway - KUmar?..."

doc1911 · 11-12-2007, 09:29 PM

I got the German part----Nazi's
If you have ever spent a lot of time in England you would know how terrible the food is.
The French cannot do anything right.
The rest I'm not too sure about, seems like the Swiss have some hot chicks and the Italians organized the mob pretty well.

djmatty · 11-12-2007, 10:37 PM

Not bad....

"The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology."

gadget · 11-16-2007, 12:28 PM

This is old. He forgot to post the other half.

"Heaven is where the Police are British, the Chefs are French, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the Chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the Police are German and it's all organised by the Italians."

ianbiz · 11-16-2007, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by esbezee92

actually there is an internet in hell, but everything is a repost by a noob

roffle

bartman32 · 12-08-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gadget

This is old. He forgot to post the other half.

"Heaven is where the Police are British, the Chefs are French, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the Chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the Police are German and it's all organised by the Italians."

That makes a lot more sense.

samwoo2go · 12-10-2007, 04:13 AM

here is a better one

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend,
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk,
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.

This entry is post by a Chinese,
using American 's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singaporean plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friend, is Globalization

LAZY TURBO · 12-26-2007, 11:41 PM

great, looks like my late future doesnt look so well...

E90330iS · 02-02-2008, 03:40 AM

i thought it was creative lol

TurboFan · 02-03-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SpecC

explain some of the stereotypes please! also you forgot to mention that there is no internet in hell

German gestapo?

Brits aren't known for great food.

French mechanics? They can't build shit!

Italians? Organized? Not typically a strength of the culture.

pmeloche · 02-17-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by djmatty

Not bad....

"The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology."

Sadly too true.

pmeloche · 02-17-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboFan

German gestapo?

Brits aren't known for great food.

French mechanics? They can't build shit!

Italians? Organized? Not typically a strength of the culture.

And the Swiss are known for their cool, efficient, organizational skills that apparently does not translate well in bed.

Chunga · 02-17-2008, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BudVlad

Hell is ...

haha - thats to funny. And the US are cooks

MTV · 02-17-2008, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadget

This is old. He forgot to post the other half.

"Heaven is where the Police are British, the Chefs are French, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the Chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the Police are German and it's all organised by the Italians."

Now it actually makes sense.

ShiraiwaRiku · 02-19-2008, 05:38 PM

I.... dont understand

Chunga · 02-19-2008, 07:04 PM

You have to know some history and the speciel way we se each other to think its funny.

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samwoo2go Banned 467 Rep 779 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	here is a better one Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car, with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk, on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This entry is post by a Chinese, using American 's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singaporean plant, transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friend, is Globalization
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