dementia test

spanishooligan · 11-12-2007, 09:37 AM

Dementia Test

To ALL my SMART friends! This is really quite fun and the last one is
a kick!

Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately
. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.. Like you!

hks786 · 11-12-2007, 10:12 AM

haha...they're old but quite good.

E90330iS · 01-21-2008, 04:18 AM

haha not bad

Year's_End · 01-22-2008, 02:17 AM

You've gotta be kidding me. The text following each question was like it read my mind! I feel so dumb...

Dubbedoutbimmer · 06-19-2008, 03:14 PM

wow and I was the smart one in my class jesus what are school systems coming to

TK-421 · 06-19-2008, 06:24 PM

number 3 still gets me...

gadget · 06-20-2008, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by news 4 u

number 3 still gets me...

+1

truong321 · 06-20-2008, 12:12 AM

lol!

iatacs19 · 06-20-2008, 09:45 AM

I got #1 and #2 wrong

LOL, I must be demented!

darkphantom · 07-15-2008, 02:08 PM

haha - guess I would considered clever since I got em all right?

11-12-2007, 09:37 AM	#1
spanishooligan Crazy red bimmer 115 Rep 415 Posts Drives: 320d e90 japanrot Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: earth iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 E90 320d [0.00]	dementia test Dementia Test To ALL my SMART friends! This is really quite fun and the last one is a kick! Test for Dementia Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.. Like you! __________________ Sig by Nikki Japanrot 320d 18x8'5 m6 replicas COOL GAME---->http://spanishooligan.mybrute.com
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E90330iS Major General 147 Rep 6,333 Posts Drives: BMW M4 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arcadia, California iTrader: (56) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	haha not bad __________________ 2017 BMW M4 DCT Lease Transfer: https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...8#post23736398
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01-22-2008, 02:17 AM	#4
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1234 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	You've gotta be kidding me. The text following each question was like it read my mind! I feel so dumb... __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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06-19-2008, 03:14 PM	#5
Dubbedoutbimmer Banned 43 Rep 1,310 Posts Drives: 335XI Coupe Loaded w/body kit Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Boston iTrader: (-1)	wow and I was the smart one in my class jesus what are school systems coming to
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06-19-2008, 06:24 PM	#6
TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 597 Rep 4,757 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	number 3 still gets me... __________________ Stop putting stuff like painted reflectors and premium package in your signature. You're embarrassing.
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06-20-2008, 12:12 AM	#8
truong321 Second Lieutenant 54 Rep 271 Posts Drives: bmw Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	lol! __________________
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06-20-2008, 09:45 AM	#9
iatacs19 Major General 477 Rep 5,319 Posts Drives: 2016 SO M4 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC iTrader: (8)	I got #1 and #2 wrong LOL, I must be demented! __________________ If only BMWCCA Referral: 385628
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07-15-2008, 02:08 PM	#10
darkphantom Banned 625 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	haha - guess I would considered clever since I got em all right?
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