Relationships

808@702 · 06-12-2014, 06:02 PM

I think we have all had one of these...

FC4 · 06-12-2014, 06:34 PM

I've only dated girls who knew their fathers, so the last three would not apply.

Lups · 06-12-2014, 06:47 PM

Yeah, that's so true.

the three first things on the list are correct, I have no idea why women are not bald for all that twirling. The jokes are usually so lame, that we can't help but to laugh. Looking in the eyes is a funny, cultural thing. Apparently here the contact is avoided, but I always look the person I'm talking to. I consider it a common courtesy.

The three last have been known to happen, not by me, but a friend of mine stopped redoing his paint job a long, long time ago due to an ex.

P1 · 06-12-2014, 07:01 PM

I've had the first four, but not the last two. That's a bit extreme!

Lups · 06-12-2014, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by P1et

I've had the first four, but not the last two. That's a bit extreme!

haha, I've had the "pleasure" of all of these and more from the male version. Killing was done by words I admit, but others yes. You men are even worse than us, I assure you.

deeborn · 06-12-2014, 07:11 PM

You forgot:

7. Throws her legs up in the air

P1 · 06-12-2014, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by deeborn

You forgot:

7. Throws her legs up in the air

8. Cooks you a nice meal.

squishy · 06-12-2014, 07:24 PM

9. Invites you for a nice analling

deeborn · 06-12-2014, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by squishy

9. Invites you for a nice analling

+1

Back door invitations usually indicates fondness.

Uber V8 · 06-12-2014, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by squishy

9. Invites you for a nice analling

deeborn · 06-12-2014, 08:14 PM

Is analling not a real word

See I should know that because I went to college

MrPrena · 06-13-2014, 12:04 AM

10. Joint checking account with her 8 digit figure on her original acct?

i kid....

-Wingman- · 06-13-2014, 12:55 AM

Yeah, these would be true....in high school.

Billup · 06-13-2014, 07:27 AM

11. Doesn't talk unless spoken to.

z4drvr · 06-13-2014, 09:21 AM

Has sex with you in your car, anytime anyplace

Nkc · 06-13-2014, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by z4drvr

Has sex with you in your car, anytime anyplace

can you teach me how to have sex in a z4 master?

2011CrazE89 · 06-13-2014, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

can you teach me how to have sex in a z4 master?

Attempting that in the Z4 will send you right to the ER. Trust me I know

Billup · 06-13-2014, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Attempting that in the Z4 will send you right to the ER. Trust me I know

Actually, if you sit in the drivers seat in the full back position, and the girl isn't a mastadon, she can hop on cow girl style pretty easily.

Trust me, I know.

z4drvr · 06-13-2014, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Actually, if you sit in the drivers seat in the full back position, and the girl isn't a mastadon, she can hop on cow girl style pretty easily.

Trust me, I know.

Exactly! My Gf jumps on top every chance she gets usually the extra curricular activities are done in the back seat of the jeep though

Uber V8 · 06-13-2014, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by deeborn

Is analling not a real word

See I should know that because I went to college

Hell if I know, sounds funny tho. Sorry to see your now banned. Keep your head up bro

Vanmarsenille · 06-14-2014, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by squishy

9. Invites you for a nice analling

Litos · 06-14-2014, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by deeborn

+1

Back door invitations usually indicates fondness.

wife and I tried it about 6 years ago..

too much girth

never again....

06-12-2014, 06:02 PM	#1
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