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      06-06-2022, 07:20 AM   #1
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Max Verstappen & Kelly Piquet

Wow! I wonder if she'll hang around for a while? Max could do worse than Kelly Piquet.. Plus she's the daughter of Nelson Piquet and knows her way around the F1 scene. Kelly is nine years older than Max and has a daughter from a previous relationship.
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Wow! I wonder if she'll hang around for a while? Max could do worse than Kelly Piquet.. Plus she's the daughter of Nelson Piquet and knows her way around the F1 scene. Kelly is nine years older than Max and has a daughter from a previous relationship.
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I'm pretty sure MAX is doing it very well..

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Prefer this over Piquet - if she put on a little more weight to get rid of all the muscularity she'd be willlllllllllllllllld.
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Kelly is definitely interested in the limelight but from my experience Brazilian people tend to be pretty genuine. Don't think she's putting Max at risk but he can certainly do much better. Not that she's not pretty or anything but imho younger with no baggage > older with baggage.

Max should wife up one of these olympic speed skaters from the Netherlands - oh my goodness are their bodies some kind of masterpiece. Legs and ass for days.
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Prefer this over Piquet - if she put on a little more weight to get rid of all the muscularity she'd be willlllllllllllllllld.
It's too late my friend . He is 31 and Jutta is 23 => https://www.goalsandglamour.nl/51106...-koen-verweij/
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It's too late my friend . He is 31 and Jutta is 23 => https://www.goalsandglamour.nl/51106...-koen-verweij/
He's also not an F1 world champion.
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Prefer this over Piquet - if she put on a little more weight to get rid of all the muscularity she'd be willlllllllllllllllld.
What happened to the top parts? Something's missing.
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What happened to the top parts? Something's missing.
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Top athletes and doping are 'one ..
A balanced diet , ketogenic diet ,fatburners and hormone therapy are very common .

And the boobs just disappear ...
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Top athletes and doping are 'one ..
A balanced diet, ketogenic diet, fatburners and hormone therapy are very common. And the boobs just disappear ...
I'm not so sure... Appearances can be deceiving.
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Ass > Face > Chest
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Ass > Face > Chest
Ah, that explains it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder i.e. subjective - but I agree prioritization of ass-ets does play a big role. Interested to know which F1 Driver has the most beautiful wife or girlfriend in your view? One of them dates an Australian cyclist (I think) and she may meet your prioritization of ass-ets I think..
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Ah, that explains it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder i.e. subjective - but I agree prioritization of ass-ets does play a big role. Interested to know which F1 Driver has the most beautiful wife or girlfriend in your view? One of them dates an Australian cyclist (I think) and she may meet your prioritization of ass-ets I think..
I'm going to go with Leclerc's gf. She's the least artificial, very naturally attractive, seems very sweet. Wife material.

Lando's girlfriend is stunning but she's too small/petite for my type.

I think Latifi has a really pretty girlfriend too but I don't see her often enough to really make a statement.

I'm mainly a sucker for tall Scandinavian women with braided blonde hair and Colombian/Venezuelan women. My dating history would indicate that I'm attracted to psychopaths though.
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I'm going to go with Leclerc's gf. She's the least artificial, very naturally attractive, seems very sweet. Wife material. Lando's girlfriend is stunning but she's too small/petite for my type. I think Latifi has a really pretty girlfriend too but I don't see her often enough to really make a statement. I'm mainly a sucker for tall Scandinavian women with braided blonde hair and Colombian/Venezuelan women. My dating history would indicate that I'm attracted to psychopaths though.
Well said, and a good choice.. Pretty girls don't need to wear make-up. And Charlotte meets that criteria IMO. F1 used to be about glamor. But the push towards the Wokeness agenda took some of that away from the 1illuminat1. At least "they" have to be seen to appear to comply.. Hence, Formula E..
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Well said, and a good choice.. Pretty girls don't need to wear make-up. And Charlotte meets that criteria IMO. F1 used to be about glamor. But the push towards the Wokeness agenda took some of that away from the 1illuminat1. At least "they" have to be seen to appear to comply.. Hence, Formula E..
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Classy, self-respecting, intelligent, naturally beautiful women are in an untouchable tier.

There's no ass that can put you in that tier.

Charlotte was an easy choice. She's multilingual and an architect too according to google.
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So by that observation alone then your ass-et rank order i.e. "greater than" function could be modified to become:
Naturally Beautiful > Ass [size/shape] > Face > Chest

My own rank order is different, but I'm not sure I can publish it here, because my six year ban from the "Off-Topic" forum was enough.. I can already hear them now.. My ranking is way over complex (unnecessarily so for most) but it goes something like the list shown below. It's an interesting exercise for one to walk through (consider). Think about that for a second:

Natural Beauty > Golden-Ratio >= Face >= Petite > Legs > Proportioned Chest > Proportioned Ass > Hair [Length + Texture + Color] > Small Waist > Petite Neck > Proportioned torso > Eyes [size and color] > Nose> Lips > Teeth > Petite Hands > Muscle Tone > Small Feet >

Obviously there are other criteria, so these are just 'some' to think about.. One can not have everything unless one is the Sultan of Bahrain, or a Rothschild. PS: Are you really in Brooklyn NYC?
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Nawwww, I'm way simpler. Plus my ranking is only applicable if I just want to clap cheeks.

For an actual partner, all of those can be veto'd if she's a good wife/mother.

NYC blows.
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I thought this was a F1 thread ….what the heck did I just walk in to.
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Sorry for the thread jack. Point taken.
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I thought F1 gfs was relevant enough but you're not wrong.
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It’s a never wrong time to talk about the beautiful ladies
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Ah, that explains it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder i.e. subjective - but I agree prioritization of ass-ets does play a big role. Interested to know which F1 Driver has the most beautiful wife or girlfriend in your view? One of them dates an Australian cyclist (I think) and she may meet your prioritization of ass-ets I think..
That's Valtteri Bottas' girlfriend Tiffany Cromwell => https://www.google.be/search?q=f1+bo...client=gws-wiz
But I have no idea how her a$$ looks like

Tiffany Cromwell => https://www.google.be/search?q=Tiffa...h=569&dpr=1.25
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That's Valtteri Bottas' girlfriend Tiffany Cromwell. But I have no idea how her a$$ looks like.
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That's Valtteri Bottas' girlfriend Tiffany Cromwell => But I have no idea how her a$$ looks like
I just realized that Bottas has ass within his name and dates a cyclist with ass.
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