FINISH THE SENTENCE: I love it when a girl...

Cab5er · 03-04-2009, 08:30 PM

Puts her tongue on me

TiAg335i · 03-04-2009, 09:42 PM

has a cute laugh

xxForgedxx · 03-05-2009, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

...Blows me while i'm taking a dump.

That would be called a blumpkin. A friend of mine actually had it done to him in high school

Kensta335 · 03-05-2009, 12:28 AM

Eats shit in a cup with another girl.

AllydNYC · 03-05-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Eats shit in a cup with another girl.

OMG epic win.

bmwmike335 · 03-05-2009, 03:02 AM

washes my car o_O.........naked

Heinzftw · 03-05-2009, 04:44 AM

says you can come over anytime.

Sticky · 03-05-2009, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

...Blows me while i'm taking a dump.

Not even going to try to top it.

Except maybe if she dumps right there on the floor at the same time.

Spool · 03-05-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Eats shit in a cup with another girl.

Hhahah nice!

D1911 · 03-05-2009, 12:15 PM

...deficates on my chest.

Arustik1 · 03-05-2009, 01:48 PM

lmao at this thread hahahaha

Arustik1 · 03-05-2009, 01:49 PM

oh almost forgot back to the OP.

...gets on top

Arustik1 · 03-05-2009, 01:49 PM

shit sorry one more.

...gives me road head

Zirenz2006 · 03-05-2009, 01:52 PM

goes home after sex so I can have the bed to myself

Blake · 03-05-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Zirenz2006

goes home after sex so I can have the bed to myself

+1

MoreCowbell · 03-05-2009, 03:06 PM

...Let's me poke her eyes out and "Skull F-ck" her!!!

Autobot · 03-05-2009, 05:00 PM

Knows her place

Blake · 03-05-2009, 05:06 PM

accepts the fact that double standards are necessary

BaLLzZz · 03-05-2009, 06:15 PM

Calls her 2 friends for my balls while she sucks my dick!

KiokenM3 · 03-05-2009, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

tosses my salad

uhhhhhhh??? i dont know about that one

Midgad · 03-05-2009, 06:32 PM

has no vocal cords

cougfan335 · 03-05-2009, 06:54 PM

...doesn't file charges the next day.

03-04-2009, 08:30 PM	#23
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03-05-2009, 12:28 AM	#26
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03-05-2009, 03:06 PM	#38
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03-05-2009, 05:00 PM	#39
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03-05-2009, 05:06 PM	#40
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03-05-2009, 06:15 PM	#41
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03-05-2009, 06:32 PM	#43
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03-05-2009, 06:54 PM	#44
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