bimmerpost/
BMW M2 and 2-Series Coupe
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts
home
BIMMERPOST Universal Forums Off-Topic Discussions Board

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      01-19-2009, 03:31 AM   #45
c0nstant
Lieutenant General
c0nstant's Avatar
United_States
1830
Rep
17,322
Posts

Drives: G80 M3
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by STUNT-MAN-HANS View Post
yup! yup! my wife loves the cock shes all like and then im all like but if you try and talk them into it there all like and then your all like get good...
you are way too cracked out.
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:31 AM   #46
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

and i have no idea why you would think of a guy's ass wtf!
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:33 AM   #47
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

i know thank you sir.
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:33 AM   #48
convinceme
Private First Class
convinceme's Avatar
United_States
30
Rep
157
Posts

Drives: 2006 330i ALPINE WHITE
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Ventura CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by STUNT-MAN-HANS View Post
and i have no idea why you would think of a guy's ass wtf!
I think what my buds trying to get around about that is that well gay guys do that lmao!!!
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:38 AM   #49
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

i do it because she likes it. and the other guys just jealous he cant find a chick to do it.
thats it. thats all.
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:59 AM   #50
convinceme
Private First Class
convinceme's Avatar
United_States
30
Rep
157
Posts

Drives: 2006 330i ALPINE WHITE
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Ventura CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by STUNT-MAN-HANS View Post
i do it because she likes it. and the other guys just jealous he cant find a chick to do it.
thats it. thats all.
lol sorry its soo funny how open you are about it lolol... well good for you
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 04:15 AM   #51
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

yeah what can i say im a sensitive guy. i try and think about her feelings
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 08:17 AM   #52
Ru$$ell
M0derator
Ru$$ell's Avatar
Trinidad_and_tobago
127
Rep
237
Posts

Drives: your mom
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Trinidad and Tobago

iTrader: (0)

pfft @ anal,you guys gotta try the Arabian Scud Missile - When your woman has her period and has a tampon in, you can only do her in the ass. After you pull out, you proceed to punch her in the stomach, causing the tampon to launch out of her pussy like an "Arabian Scud Missile."
__________________
durka durka, mohammed jihad
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 09:33 AM   #53
cyba
Lieutenant General
cyba's Avatar
954
Rep
14,371
Posts

Drives: beast
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: everywhere

iTrader: (353)

lol at this thread
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 09:45 AM   #54
Scimitar335i
Major
211
Rep
1,313
Posts

Drives: 2007 335i
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Bay Area

iTrader: (12)

stay away from the poop-chute!!!
__________________
2007 TiAg e90 335i sport. Yes, The e90 "Mustache" is cool!
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 10:36 AM   #55
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ru$$ell View Post
pfft @ anal,you guys gotta try the Arabian Scud Missile - When your woman has her period and has a tampon in, you can only do her in the ass. After you pull out, you proceed to punch her in the stomach, causing the tampon to launch out of her pussy like an "Arabian Scud Missile."
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 10:37 AM   #56
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scimitar335i View Post
stay away from the poop-chute!!!
no thank you
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 10:38 AM   #57
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cyba View Post
lol at this thread
+100000000000000000000 i cant stop commenting though!
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 11:08 AM   #58
MMMazing07
More than you can afford pal....ferrari
MMMazing07's Avatar
189
Rep
1,471
Posts

Drives: Z4M
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: MD

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ru$$ell View Post
pfft @ anal,you guys gotta try the Arabian Scud Missile - When your woman has her period and has a tampon in, you can only do her in the ass. After you pull out, you proceed to punch her in the stomach, causing the tampon to launch out of her pussy like an "Arabian Scud Missile."
thats fucking hilarious
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 01:57 PM   #59
iPodAddict
Captain
iPodAddict's Avatar
28
Rep
964
Posts

Drives: 335i
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Xinpei

iTrader: (0)

They don't call it the hershey highway for no reason...
__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:05 PM   #60
tweak84
i shake a lot
tweak84's Avatar
United_States
76
Rep
108
Posts

Drives: 07 Z4M 17 X5M
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Wisconsin

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MMMazing07 View Post
thats fucking hilarious


damn thats nasty, but hilarious
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:08 PM   #61
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

chocolate thunder from down under im all like take my babies bitch and then she is all like
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:15 PM   #62
Blake
Banned
No_Country
795
Rep
4,647
Posts

Drives: Chevy Aveo
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Parent's Basement

iTrader: (7)

Quote:
Originally Posted by STUNT-MAN-HANS View Post
chocolate thunder from down under im all like take my babies bitch and then she is all like
.
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:23 PM   #63
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

this is the best thread on the whole site all other threads tremble before its awsomeness! bravo!
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 03:24 PM   #64
STUNT-MAN-HANS
ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD!
STUNT-MAN-HANS's Avatar
United_States
1
Rep
138
Posts

Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SOUTH JERSEY

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blake View Post
.
what im the funny one? and dont say its a matter of opinion its a matter of fact!
__________________
1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 07:55 PM   #65
solefald
Nigerian Prince
solefald's Avatar
Vatican City State
396
Rep
2,180
Posts

Drives: '11 F25
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: San Diego, CA

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
'11 BMW F25  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by samwoo2go View Post
read this story...then decide

www.disney.com
dude, tucker max is one of the funnies motherfuckers ever. his book is hillarious
__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-19-2009, 08:50 PM   #66
modbargains
Brigadier General
modbargains's Avatar
177
Rep
3,160
Posts

Drives: 08 E90 335i & 01 Toyota Avalon
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: La Habra, CA

iTrader: (5)

404 Not Found>>> Exit Only
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:33 PM.




g87
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST