Ultimate compliment......

[Reedomn]

sitting at a stoplight when I heard 2 girls yell "nice hood"......woulda preferred "nice bulge".....but ya take what ya get...............

[booforty]

Cool, did you get their numbers?

[IWearScrubs]

HAHA, nice.

I had a 325 sedan full of teenage/college age girls come up next to me at a stoplight and the driver said, "hey, we have the same car but you have nicer wheels..."

[Doc]

Thats a good one.. "nice bulge" is pushing it though

[MJC///M3]

lol

[darkphantom]

Originally Posted by Doc

Thats a good one.. "nice bulge" is pushing it though

+1

numbers? there were two of em, give me one

edit: wait, pics first...

[Davinhci]

nice

[spectrumphoto]

You should have told them that if they asked nicely you would show them the bulge underneath...

[nusevad]

Originally Posted by IWearScrubs

HAHA, nice.

I had a 325 sedan full of teenage/college age girls come up next to me at a stoplight and the driver said, "hey, we have the same car but you have nicer wheels..."

wow.

Seriously majority of girls/women dont know shit about cars. This is why i dont even bother explaining to them i drive a M3. I just say a really nice high-end BMW.

[Ali.K_BMW]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[unique]

i have had a car of girls flash me after a usc party, well i highly doubt they did it for the car even though one of them yelled "red is so Hot" but it was probably because they saw a car full of guys from the party..

[unique]

if "Y" represents the female factor and f(x) (f(x) is the input of X to get Y value) is the function for cool car being "X".. so the closer our value is to the unknown number X our point will be close to the Y value which represents the Female wow factor.. so the perfect car being exactly the value of X and not close to it will give you the perfect Y factor.

lets say a bugatti is the most impressive car, we will give it the honor of being our precise X coordinate.. this means that

f(x)=y

now lets throw some numbers in there to represent where the M3 belongs

lets say that the greatest Y factor (which is the female wow factor) is a maximum of 100,

now lets give the maximum car (bugatti) a value of 10

so f(10)=100

because 10 is our X value and when we are at the maximum car which gets a score of 10 we achieve the maximum chick wow factor with a score of 100

so f(10)=100 this is a equation that represents that 30x/3

since we are not sure that the bugatti is the maximum best vehicle we would right it out like this

the limit x->10 (also known as the limit as X approaches 10, the closer we get to 10 the closer we will get to a 100 wow factor) 30x/3..
hence the bugatti is not the true best because it is preference and opinion.. we can say the bugatti is as close as being the best by saying the bugatti does not get a complete perfect score of 10 to get that perfect score of 100 but it gets sure as hell pretty close making it nearly hit the Y value of 100..

so compare the bugatti to the M3, if the bugatti is almost a 10 and taking the limit of 10 we do see that we get a 100..

i feel that the m3 deserves a score of lets say 4 in comparison with the best..
now using the m3 we have a car factor value (x value of 4)
f(x)30x/3= 40

so if the bugatti taken at the limit gets about a score of 100 (not exactly 100 but nearly there, there is no determining what is the best) the m3 if you feel it is a 4 out of 10 points in comparison with the buggati gives you a Y value of 40, if you feel the M3 is less or more than my rating in comparison to the best that gives you the best female factor, take your own number in what you think the m3 compares with to the best and plug it in and see what the m3 is on the subject of "chick magnet"


so if you feel that the m3 in comparison is lets say 2.8 out of 10 compared with the bugattis 10 out of 10
your x value is 2.8
f(x)30x/3= f(x) 30(2.8)/3= 28

with the given formula you can rate what you think the m3 is in comparison with the bugatti which again gives you nearly a perfect female wow factor score

so I feel that the chick factor the m3 has is 40 out of 100

[swamp2]

Wow, that ^ was a mouthful.

How about a simpler and much more effective, common and understandable system. Rating from 1-10, 1=worst, 10=best.

[monsta]

[M2381]

Originally Posted by unique

if "Y" represents the female factor and f(x) (f(x) is the input of X to get Y value) is the function for cool car being "X".. so the closer our value is to the unknown number X our point will be close to the Y value which represents the Female wow factor.. so the perfect car being exactly the value of X and not close to it will give you the perfect Y factor.

lets say a bugatti is the most impressive car, we will give it the honor of being our precise X coordinate.. this means that

f(x)=y

now lets throw some numbers in there to represent where the M3 belongs

lets say that the greatest Y factor (which is the female wow factor) is a maximum of 100,

now lets give the maximum car (bugatti) a value of 10

so f(10)=100

because 10 is our X value and when we are at the maximum car which gets a score of 10 we achieve the maximum chick wow factor with a score of 100

so f(10)=100 this is a equation that represents that 30x/3

since we are not sure that the bugatti is the maximum best vehicle we would right it out like this

the limit x->10 (also known as the limit as X approaches 10, the closer we get to 10 the closer we will get to a 100 wow factor) 30x/3..
hence the bugatti is not the true best because it is preference and opinion.. we can say the bugatti is as close as being the best by saying the bugatti does not get a complete perfect score of 10 to get that perfect score of 100 but it gets sure as hell pretty close making it nearly hit the Y value of 100..

so compare the bugatti to the M3, if the bugatti is almost a 10 and taking the limit of 10 we do see that we get a 100..

i feel that the m3 deserves a score of lets say 4 in comparison with the best..
now using the m3 we have a car factor value (x value of 4)
f(x)30x/3= 40

so if the bugatti taken at the limit gets about a score of 100 (not exactly 100 but nearly there, there is no determining what is the best) the m3 if you feel it is a 4 out of 10 points in comparison with the buggati gives you a Y value of 40, if you feel the M3 is less or more than my rating in comparison to the best that gives you the best female factor, take your own number in what you think the m3 compares with to the best and plug it in and see what the m3 is on the subject of "chick magnet"


so if you feel that the m3 in comparison is lets say 2.8 out of 10 compared with the bugattis 10 out of 10
your x value is 2.8
f(x)30x/3= f(x) 30(2.8)/3= 28

with the given formula you can rate what you think the m3 is in comparison with the bugatti which again gives you nearly a perfect female wow factor score

so I feel that the chick factor the m3 has is 40 out of 100

I'm sorry but how did you single handly manage to turn a cool thread into something extremely nerdy?

I agree with swamp

[unique]

Originally Posted by M2381

I'm sorry but how did you single handly manage to turn a cool thread into something extremely nerdy?

I agree with swamp

welll its really simple if everyone gave the m3 a 1-10 comparison with our nearly maximum (limit of) bugatti, we can get an average of everyone's opinion, and plug it in with the average of the chick wow factor and we can get a real understanding of what kind of female attraction attribute this car has and actually have a set number out of 100 representing our female factor

[schnell325]

I had a local prostitute yell " I LOVE YOUR CAR" as I ran by at 6,000 rpm in 2nd gear....I cleaned my car for 2 hours after that incident... ewwww.

[unique]

Originally Posted by schnell325

I had a local prostitute yell " I LOVE YOUR CAR" as I ran by at 6,000 rpm in 2nd gear....I cleaned my car for 2 hours after that incident... ewwww.

hahahha key words "local prostitute" hahaa

[jamesisel]

Originally Posted by schnell325

I had a local prostitute yell " I LOVE YOUR CAR" as I ran by at 6,000 rpm in 2nd gear....I cleaned my car for 2 hours after that incident... ewwww.

Originally Posted by unique

hahahha key words "local prostitute" hahaa

............the ability to identify which prostitutes are local and which aren't???? you should have made her clean the car after you kicked her out!!!

[e46e92love]

Originally Posted by unique

if "Y" represents the female factor and f(x) (f(x) is the input of X to get Y value) is the function for cool car being "X".. so the closer our value is to the unknown number X our point will be close to the Y value which represents the Female wow factor.. so the perfect car being exactly the value of X and not close to it will give you the perfect Y factor.

lets say a bugatti is the most impressive car, we will give it the honor of being our precise X coordinate.. this means that

f(x)=y

now lets throw some numbers in there to represent where the M3 belongs

lets say that the greatest Y factor (which is the female wow factor) is a maximum of 100,

now lets give the maximum car (bugatti) a value of 10

so f(10)=100

because 10 is our X value and when we are at the maximum car which gets a score of 10 we achieve the maximum chick wow factor with a score of 100

so f(10)=100 this is a equation that represents that 30x/3

since we are not sure that the bugatti is the maximum best vehicle we would right it out like this

the limit x->10 (also known as the limit as X approaches 10, the closer we get to 10 the closer we will get to a 100 wow factor) 30x/3..
hence the bugatti is not the true best because it is preference and opinion.. we can say the bugatti is as close as being the best by saying the bugatti does not get a complete perfect score of 10 to get that perfect score of 100 but it gets sure as hell pretty close making it nearly hit the Y value of 100..

so compare the bugatti to the M3, if the bugatti is almost a 10 and taking the limit of 10 we do see that we get a 100..

i feel that the m3 deserves a score of lets say 4 in comparison with the best..
now using the m3 we have a car factor value (x value of 4)
f(x)30x/3= 40

so if the bugatti taken at the limit gets about a score of 100 (not exactly 100 but nearly there, there is no determining what is the best) the m3 if you feel it is a 4 out of 10 points in comparison with the buggati gives you a Y value of 40, if you feel the M3 is less or more than my rating in comparison to the best that gives you the best female factor, take your own number in what you think the m3 compares with to the best and plug it in and see what the m3 is on the subject of "chick magnet"


so if you feel that the m3 in comparison is lets say 2.8 out of 10 compared with the bugattis 10 out of 10
your x value is 2.8
f(x)30x/3= f(x) 30(2.8)/3= 28

with the given formula you can rate what you think the m3 is in comparison with the bugatti which again gives you nearly a perfect female wow factor score

so I feel that the chick factor the m3 has is 40 out of 100

Are you f**king kidding me You actually wrote this??

These forums never cease to crack me up.........

[e46e92love]

Originally Posted by schnell325

I had a local prostitute yell " I LOVE YOUR CAR" as I ran by at 6,000 rpm in 2nd gear....I cleaned my car for 2 hours after that incident... ewwww.

Originally Posted by unique

hahahha key words "local prostitute" hahaa

Originally Posted by jamesisel

............the ability to identify which prostitutes are local and which aren't???? you should have made her clean the car after you kicked her out!!!

[ersin]

unique,

You spend too much time here. Go drive that M3.