Dream M3 Feature

3erdrive · 05-01-2011, 02:11 AM

Hey, I'm ordering an M3 for ED, but the only feature I found to be lacking would be on the shift knob, I would want a button cage which opens on a hinge, and then have the M button right there. It would help me enjoy my fighter jet fantasies immensely, because then I could imagine my car was even more of a beast and had afterburners...

Let's petition BMW to make this an option!

Seriously I would be willing to pay money for a custom CAD designed shifter, wiring, and software to make my fantasy a reality.

p.s. I also wish the M3 could fly but that's for another thread.

KGB7 · 05-01-2011, 02:22 AM

You can always get this as your shift knob. Its about $70.

http://www.12voltguy.com/home.php?cat=261

aajami · 05-01-2011, 02:25 AM

Take it easy, Mav. Sounds like you should have bought an SL65:

The good news for you is that the BMW Assist SOS button on the car's, um, canopy has a spring-loaded safety cover that has to be actuated before you can press the button.

Feel free to masturbate vigorously to it.

3erdrive · 05-01-2011, 02:29 AM

I am a man fine sir, and men do not ask for help via BMW SOS using kick-ass switches, If that button activated the rockets, Megan Fox, or alcohol (while stationary and e-braked of course) then I would consider your suggestion.

crackberry · 05-01-2011, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 3erdrive

I am a man fine sir, and men do not ask for help via BMW SOS using kick-ass switches, If that button activated the rockets, Megan Fox, or alcohol (while stationary and e-braked of course) then I would consider your suggestion.

rjd598 · 05-01-2011, 03:26 AM

I used to tell passengers that the SOS button would eject you out of their seat if they didn't shut up sometimes

sameh · 05-01-2011, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by rjd598

I used to tell passengers that the SOS button would eject you out of their seat if they didn't shut up sometimes

I go further. I tell my GF the same and if she continued I open the moonroof and "arm" the SOS button, opening the cover.

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3erdrive New Member 0 Rep 13 Posts Drives: 2011 m3, 2014 m6, 2020 m8 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	Dream M3 Feature Hey, I'm ordering an M3 for ED, but the only feature I found to be lacking would be on the shift knob, I would want a button cage which opens on a hinge, and then have the M button right there. It would help me enjoy my fighter jet fantasies immensely, because then I could imagine my car was even more of a beast and had afterburners... Let's petition BMW to make this an option! Seriously I would be willing to pay money for a custom CAD designed shifter, wiring, and software to make my fantasy a reality. p.s. I also wish the M3 could fly but that's for another thread.
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KGB7 Crazy Russian Bastard 30 Rep 819 Posts Drives: 01 740i sport Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Siberian Prison iTrader: (0)	You can always get this as your shift knob. Its about $70. http://www.12voltguy.com/home.php?cat=261
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aajami Brigadier General 432 Rep 4,567 Posts Drives: Space Gray '09 E92 M3 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Manhattan Beach, CA iTrader: (4)	Take it easy, Mav. Sounds like you should have bought an SL65: The good news for you is that the BMW Assist SOS button on the car's, um, canopy has a spring-loaded safety cover that has to be actuated before you can press the button. Feel free to masturbate vigorously to it. __________________ '09 E92 M3: Space Gray, Black, Carbon Leather \| ZTP 2MK ZPP 2MT 6FL \| link 1 / link 2 Mods: M Performance exhaust \| ZCP retrofit \| Euro airbox \| GTS DCT flash \| JPN 240 ECU flash \| Euro LCI taillights \| CRT lip \| OEM alarm retrofit \| Space Gray bumper plugs \| BMW Performance: Mk. II spoiler / Mk. II non-electronic steering wheel / mirror caps / front grilles / side gills / intake louvers / emblem
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3erdrive New Member 0 Rep 13 Posts Drives: 2011 m3, 2014 m6, 2020 m8 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	I am a man fine sir, and men do not ask for help via BMW SOS using kick-ass switches, If that button activated the rockets, Megan Fox, or alcohol (while stationary and e-braked of course) then I would consider your suggestion.
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rjd598 Banned 1770 Rep 6,696 Posts Drives: F30 340i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Diego,CA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2016 BMW 340i [0.00]	I used to tell passengers that the SOS button would eject you out of their seat if they didn't shut up sometimes
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