JC "M3 drivers have no friends"

bimmerheater · 12-06-2013, 08:02 PM

What did Jeremy Clarkson mean when he said "M3 drivers have no friends"?

I never quite understood this

spr · 12-06-2013, 08:09 PM

If you've ever seen him pontificate about the prototypical M3 driver he likens them to being duechebags. This is why in the one test he dresses with a pink tie and short sleeved shirt and shades.

M3 Esq · 12-06-2013, 08:11 PM

This season he and James May agreed M3 drivers are at the top of the cock totem pole. He also said they are not people you want to have over for dinner. Lol

///M Power-Belgium · 12-06-2013, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmerheater

What did Jeremy Clarkson mean when he said "M3 drivers have no friends"?

I never quite understood this

Ask him....v.

Sleeper519 · 12-06-2013, 09:05 PM

I think he recently said that most of the real cocks now have migrated over to Audi.

EvenSteven · 12-06-2013, 10:07 PM

He also said this is the best car and always will be, that it is so balanced it makes F16s look ungainly, and that it is the only current car he would consider buying.

M3 drivers have no friends because we already have all the friend we need with our M3.

GVIFlyer · 12-06-2013, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by spr

If you've ever seen him pontificate about the prototypical M3 driver he likens them to being duechebags. This is why in the one test he dresses with a pink tie and short sleeved shirt and shades.

Is this a German variation of douchebags?

///WeissBisBlau · 12-06-2013, 11:43 PM

My favorite M3 joke by JC is where he says that M3s are for people who lie awake in bed at night, obsessing over what gearshift aggression strategy to deploy on the drive to work the next day.

rev9k · 12-07-2013, 02:21 AM

read through some pages of threads on M3post and you'll figure it out

fbm3cab · 12-07-2013, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by rev9k

read through some pages of threads on M3post and you'll figure it out

Yes, It makes one wonder what the percentage of douchebag to
non-douchebag is?

overdose · 12-07-2013, 04:36 AM

This is my favorite video...

lsal · 12-07-2013, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ///WeissBlitz76

My favorite M3 joke by JC is where he says that M3s are for people who lie awake in bed at night, obsessing over what gearshift aggression strategy to deploy on the drive to work the next day.

Best!

e92livin · 12-07-2013, 08:58 AM

The cock-o-metre is priceless lmao

///McRae · 12-07-2013, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sleeper519

I think he recently said that most of the real cocks now have migrated over to Audi.

This^. And I would tend to agree....

JPH704 · 12-07-2013, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by overdose

This is my favorite video...

hahaha that was awesome!

bigjae1976 · 12-07-2013, 10:02 AM

BMW drivers have two stereotypes. They're a$$holes and uber cheapa$$es. As the M cars increase performance...they also increase that perception.

AKG M3 · 12-07-2013, 10:54 AM

Yes, he's definitely moved away from disliking BMW drivers to now really disliking Audi drivers, which means that normal people that enjoy driving can finally have an M3 and maintain the company of their friends haha

Darkone · 12-07-2013, 12:48 PM

Your best friends are your closest enemies. lol
Honestly, bought the car because its a fantastic performance car, that's all.
I hope Jeremy Clarkson thinks the ones who bought the M3 for status and showing off reasons are the cocks.

dparm · 12-07-2013, 02:12 PM

oh exploitable:

TrevorM3 · 12-08-2013, 12:13 AM

go to some BMW meets. You'll see very quickly.

e-solo · 12-08-2013, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Dashman

+1

///WeissBisBlau · 12-08-2013, 03:34 PM

Back to the original topic, I would just like to also say that JC has no right to call ANYone else a cock! I believe the man's pic is actually in the dictionary next to the word!

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EvenSteven Banned 17 Rep 394 Posts Drives: '11 m3 Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: United States iTrader: (0)	He also said this is the best car and always will be, that it is so balanced it makes F16s look ungainly, and that it is the only current car he would consider buying. M3 drivers have no friends because we already have all the friend we need with our M3.
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///WeissBisBlau Captain 265 Rep 720 Posts Drives: ‘21 M5C Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: AL iTrader: (0)	My favorite M3 joke by JC is where he says that M3s are for people who lie awake in bed at night, obsessing over what gearshift aggression strategy to deploy on the drive to work the next day.
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Darkone Banned 2 Rep 48 Posts Drives: M3 E92 Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	Your best friends are your closest enemies. lol Honestly, bought the car because its a fantastic performance car, that's all. I hope Jeremy Clarkson thinks the ones who bought the M3 for status and showing off reasons are the cocks. Last edited by Darkone; 12-07-2013 at 07:49 PM..
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///WeissBisBlau Captain 265 Rep 720 Posts Drives: ‘21 M5C Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: AL iTrader: (0)	Back to the original topic, I would just like to also say that JC has no right to call ANYone else a cock! I believe the man's pic is actually in the dictionary next to the word!
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